I'm on a boat

What does that even mean?

 

The only thing I can think of is Ben Wa balls, I just didn't think they were DF's style.
...
Unless he found a pair of Steam Punk Ben Wa balls, but that thought just scares me.

 

KA-SNAP!

That sound you just heard was Xiao's brain breaking at the mental image.

 

I don't even understand. :-(

 

Oh no, my innocense. :cry:

 

Yea, the thought of us sex-walking is more than most women can handle.

@PD: That'd be simple! Take a ball slightly smaller than a Ben Wa ball, "wrap" it in a sheet of bronze, and rivet the bronze in place with some iron bolts. Attach these balls to a thin leather strop, and wammo! Steampunk Ben wa balls!

Why is the idea of sex-walking so hard to understand? Oh, and sad fact: My gf is taller than me now, so I don't get to sex walk anymore, unless I can concoct a method of suspending myself from between her legs.

 

I wonder if they make any of those baby harnesses big enough to hold a full-sized leprechaun?

 

Actually, I pictured them hooked up to some kind of steam apparatus...

She didn't used to be?!
You take a bath in hot water and shrink or something?

 

Maybe she just entered puberty.

 

...I think I prefer Puppy's explanation, just because it makes me laugh evilly.

 

I guess newly pubescent girls aren't everybody's bag after all.

 

I guess except DF.

 

That was in reference to the previous one, whom was the same height as me, and the one before her, who was shorter than me (that being the one that I was able to sex-walk with).

 

*referring to the original topic*

OMG I just listened to that today. And a few others. The favourite is 'Dick in a Box' with Justin Timberlake.

 

Can I get my normal avvy back? I'm tired of the saggy tits.

 

I never understood that inside joke.