I'm now officially a lawyer and back to TA.

Not so much back before 22nd of May at least as that's the day I have my exam for legal advisor course on. Anyway I had a little chat with Higher Powers(tm), seems that I'm too lazy to post news. Truth is (my view of it at least ) that there's hardly any news aside from Bloodlines and I hardly reckon what that game is going to be about (besides vampires). So it was agreed that I'll be posting news about various games which I'll consider worth mentioning. As they won't be Troika related I'll post news in GD so that NEWS section is only for Troika related stuff. I'll also try to make a thread dedicated to news about World of Warcraft, as it seems highly promising, if there'll be people interested in it.

One more thing. Don't expect to much of me before May 22nd.

 

well, i'm impressed. congrats on the career.

 

Filthy scum-sucking toerag! You became a lawyer! A LAWYER!

On the other hand, if I ever get T-A into legal trouble, I know who to turn to...Welcome back .

 

holy shit... it's dragoon *runs and hides before he can get sued*

 

Welcome back Dragoon! It's good to hear atleast one of us lazy toads has accomplished something.

 

Welcome, Dragoon!

If there were as many doctors and scientists as there were lawyers, everyone would be living a sickness-free, 120-year life by now.

 

I'm working on getting my MCE... I'm going to definately have it by next year, and I *might* have it this summer.

 

Congrats dragoon.

Is it possibole to sue someone for all the money in the world and a little more?

 

Thanks for all the congrats everyone And now a joke from me

After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man was told he had only 24 hours to live. He immediately called his doctor and his lawyer to his room. He asked them to each stand by one side of his bed.

After standing for some time, the doctor asked, "What do you want me to do?"

"Nothing. Just stand there."

A while later, the lawyer asked, "What do you want me to do?"

"Nothing. Just stand there."

As the hours wore on, both doctor and lawyer watched the man weaken. When his time had almost arrived, they again asked, "Why are we standing here?"

"Well," said the old man, "Christ died between a thief and a villain so I thought I'd do the same!

 

Well, when I'm dying, I'll be sure to call Jarinor and Jinxed over to my side.

Although they will probably be the reason I would be dying anyway.

 

I would hurry the process along - there is no fucking way I am wasting my time at your deathbed, unless large sums of money that will be given to me (no strings attached) are involved, or something similar.

 

How about a dying blowjob?

 

No way am I forking over perfectly good money so some hooker can give you one last blowjob.

 

I think he meant for YOU to give him one Jar

 

I know that, and I deliberately misinterpreted. Thanks for wrecking my fun!

 

Well, maybe I could lure Jar by giving him a deathbed blowjob. Nothing beats cold, dying lips around your cock.

I know.

 

Or, you could trick Jar onto his death bed by giving him a blow job and biting his dick off. oh, and just for the sake of continuing the lawyer jokes:

One day, a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer all died and went to heaven.

St. Peter was there, having a bad day because heaven was getting crowded. When they got to the gate, St. Peter informed them that there would be a test to get into Heaven: They each had to answer a single question.

To the teacher, he said, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into an iceberg and sunk with all its passengers?"

The teacher thought for a second, and then replied: "That would have been the Titanic, right?" St. Peter let him through the gate.

Next, St. Peter turned to the garbage man, and figuring that heaven didn’t really need all the stink that this guy would bring in, decided to make the question a little harder. "How many people died on the ship?"

The garbage man guessed 1228, to which St. Peter said, "That happens to be right. Go ahead."

St. Peter then turned to the lawyer. "What were their names?"

A man walking on the beach came across an odd-looking bottle. Not being one to ignore tradition, he rubbed it and, much to his surprise, a genie actually appeared.

"For releasing me from the bottle,

I will grant you three wishes," said

the genie.

"But there's a catch," the genie continued. "For each of your wishes, every lawyer in the world will receive double what you asked for."

First, the man wished for a Ferrari. POOF! A Ferrari appeared in front of him. "Now, every lawyer in the world has been given two Ferraris," said the genie.

"What is your next wish?"

"I could really use a million dollars." replied the man, and POOF! One million dollars appeared at his feet.

"Now, every lawyer in the world is two million dollars richer," the genie reminded the man, and then asked him for his third wish.

The man thought for a minute and said, "Well, I’ve always wanted to donate a kidney."