I'm not sure how to feel about this...

I remember watching a news report about Daggering and the excessively high count of men breaking their penis. Simple solution to the problem was not to do it but well that would be too easy now wouldn't it.

 

"Prove that my aggressive dry humping won't break my penis! Prove it, fluid dynamics!"

The men most capable of surviving that dance intact are impotent.

 

We spent 4 days together, fucked so many times, my dick actually bled a little (that narrow piece of skin connected to the foreskin got sore). Should really use some lubricant next time.

 

So this post

was written inbetween "sessions"?

 

Thanks for the update; I was waiting with baited breath.

 

And now she tells me her cunt hurts a lot, a very, very sharp pain, especially when she goes to toilet. She's going to a doctor tomorrow morning.

What the fuck, man, just what the fuck. I feel really, really bad about this. I'm too big for her, yet she was eager to please me, that's the culture here.

 

I always tell people about the time when I punched a skyscraper and the whole building fell down; no one seems to believe me either.

 

Sounds like that time I beat a dementia patient at scrabble.

 

Close game?

Drog, why do you share so many personal sexual details about your life?
I've also been curious if this relationship is of a monogamous nature or if you intend to also visit your preferred cathouse.

If I had a nickel for every time my penis bled from excessive sexual intercourse, I would have had enough money to pay for the drugs instead of having to sleep with all of those anonymous people. Then, my penis would not have bled, so I guess either way I was going to have to put out.

 

I think there are two distinct possibilities here:

• Drog is genuinely having a sexual renaissance, evidenced partially by this. Drog was one of those "Fuckin' nerds", but now he's finally getting his and he wants to shout from the rooftops about it.
  
• Drog is lying for his own amusement, which he has an almost sociopathic capacity for. This may be because he feels this forum has wronged him and we are "狼心狗肺 不择手段 无恶不作".

I strongly think it's the latter, however Drog only seems to be responding the questions he wants to so I doubt we'll get a straight answer from him any time soon. Either way, this is better than a cheap soap opera for me.

 

I hope he'll answer the questions directly, as they are genuine.

The Grossenschwamm in me believes his anecdotes, but the TheDavisChanger in me won't deny the possibility that Drog Alt is trolling us with make believe.

 

Would you like some Smuel in you?

 

Why are you randomly calling another member a pussy?

 

Can't remember.

 

I preferred the previous comment about Yuki being a middle-aged black man which you deleted, but then again nothing says native wit like repeated editing.

As a side note I need to stop keeping an eye on these forums so much.

 

She got a severe infection of the urinary system. The meds are pretty expensive. And seeing her suffer makes me feel really, really bad.

What the fuck, is it karma biting me back? Just what the fuck. WHAT THE FUCK.

 

Nah, it's probably just herpes.

 

It sounds like cystitis, which is actually fairly common. I've had it happen to two of my obviously enormous harem of ex-girlfriends. The others didn't get it at all - some women are just more susceptible. A home remedy is to drink water with sodium bicarbonate dissolved in it - that reduces the acidity of various things. Also, she should try to urinate immediately after sex - that will help to flush out anything that worked its way in during the act, and prevent the infection from taking hold in the first place.