i'm leaving... again.

Uh, yeah, sure, why not, I made it up.

Actually it's one of those modern day proverb-like saying type things (really specific aren't I?), like women are from Venus, men are from Mars.

 

i'd like to point out the Fish was 19 when he knocked me up...

 

Yeah, but he's going into the Navy. That's an okay time to knock a bitch up, because then you have a steady job. You know, "support the bitch and puppies" and such.

 

bwahahahaha!!!

that's fucking funny.

by the way, i had a good weekend. in case anybody cared.

 

I care....I think. But anyway good for you. I had an awesome weekend. On Friday I went to my freind Bora Koo's house, and she cooked Korean food for me and a bunch of other people. Then, me and three of my freinds went down into the middle of campus, at a picnic table in the center of the oldest dorm community on campus, and smoked cigars (them) and a pipe (me). I have the pipe in my mouth right now, because I can still taste the aroma even unlit. Everyone who walked by stared at us like they'd never seen such a thing before. Likely they hadn't. Then, on Saturday, I worked all day in the kitchen at my parent's house, making ten of the most amazing pizzas I have ever produced, using 70 dollars worth of topping. Yes, 70 dollars. That was one bag of food. Fontina cheese, Provolone, Romano, Procuitto (di San Daniele e di Parma), Mortadella, and two kinds of salame. For vegetables I got bell peppers, fresh tomatoes, onions, garlic and sauteed portabella mushrooms. Oooh....I'm hungry just writing about it. The pizza was for a bonfire that we have four times a year, and it was great as usual.
Yeah, so my weekend rocked hard.

 

On Friday, I went to a golf tourney and got a helluva sunburn on my nose, and now I look like Rudolph.

 

I managed to waste this weekend, just like pretty much every other weekend for the past...well, I can't remember the last time I had a weekend full of purpose and beneficial results. Once again, I pissed all my time away listening to music, playing games, surfing the net and generally accomplishing nothing of importance.

But I did have my weekly game of Crazy Ninja Soccer and that was good. 9 people playing soccer in the 18 yard box of a soccer pitch is heaps of fun, especially when you throw in our modifications and idiosyncracies (like the Big Kick rule, and the obligatory inept attempts at kicking the ball when it's at head height accompanied by humourous war cries that sound vaguely like "Hiiiiiii-YA!" and a cry of pain from the other person).

 

I'll add this to my reasons for moving to Australia list. What's the weather like down there? :lol:

 

Depends. In many places really sunny. In Melbourne it's unpredictable and shitty. In Brisbane(where Jare lives) it's quite humid(correct me if I'm wrong).
On a side note, today was a soccer day for me. Four games. 2 lost, 1 drawn, 1 won.

 

Brisbane is humid as all fuck in the summer - sweat literally cannot evaporate. It is pretty nice 9 months of the year though. It never snows, and when it rains it isn't bad. Overall, the weather is pretty damn good. The extremes aren't too extreme, and a good amount of time is spent between them.

Melbourne is shitty 24/7 though. You get as many sunny days in Melbourne as you get rainy ones in Brisbane.

 

Around here, we rarely get rain, and when we do, it's followed by five days of cloudless sunny skies and 30 mph winds.

 

There's no snow outside here, but that's not necessarily good. We've been having a bad drought that past few years, and the town is already looking like it's in the middle of a desert.

 

You think a drought lasting a few short years is serious? Try one that lasts for a decade or two, and you'll understand the position that farmers here are in - some of them haven't made a profit for 20 years because of drought. It's only now starting to turn around for them. Most of our dams got down to 2 or 3 % capacity earlier this year, and the state was on water restrictions - some places still are.

 

Can't you have the local marsupials bring water up from the beach in their pouches?

Australia sucks.

 

Isn't that natural weather for Austrailia?

Well, if the farmers would piss in the field instead of in the toilet, they may actually get some profit.

 

If you could grow crops with saltwater, instead of killing the land instead...then buckets would still be better.

 

Thats why australia sucks...

http://www.bcdb.com/bcdb/detailed.cgi?film=16507&p=s

http://www.johnsrealmonline.com/classic ... /main.html

Good luck finding more pages on these cartoons. Noozles only ad a shot at one season before it was CANCELED, like a baby at planned parenthood.

I cried when they cancelled it, but then again, I was only 4.

 

I heard that someone from Isreal (spelling?) discovered a way to generate power by purifying saltwater.

 

Rain?... what's rain?.... I haven't seen rain since.... actually i'm not sure, there was some rain here in town a few day's ago but i wasn't here for it, shit, I don't think i've actually physically seen rain fall with my own two eye's since... January?.... maybe?... fuck...