I'm happy because...

Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi is dead and roasting in hell.

Now it's your turn! In one short phrase, tell us why you are happy today.

 

I'm happy because I shaved my scrotum and I only got cut twice.

 

I am happy because I got MVG in all the classes I've taken.

 

I'm happy because I'm pleased with my life so far.

 

This is the new reason I am happy.

 

I'm happy because we moved to another house. About $141000, 2 levels + the unfinished attick, base is 95 square meters (people with incredible math skills can now realize it is 190 that is habitable), 4 rooms and a living room, 2 bathrooms, 2 toilets, etc. Train is 10 minutes away, bus is 5 minutes, fuckin' good environs, everywhere I look trees, grass, other green thingies. We got furniture sets too (an elderly man lived here and after his death, his children didn't need them; one of them worths about $1600), a room full of books, and a dog.

Cleaning that 200 square meters, that's another thing...

(and one week without net :x)

 

I'm happy because I just bought 1500 paint balls, 32 ounces of CO2, and I'm going on a camping/paintball excursion with my team, the Myrmidons...or whatever our captain wants to call us. Whatever. It'll be good.

 

I'm happy because last night I realised there's a lot of people who love me and the one who loves me the most is the one I love the most.

Lots of love for me! :lol:

 

I'm happy because I'm in England, its my day off, and its NOT raining! (first time for everything)

And the Hadji girl video was great!

 

I am doubly happy because I got my tax refund back two weeks sooner than expected and am back on-line.

 

I am happy because I just finished an 11 hour shift at work.

 

You being one yourself. And both of us doing it in the hospitality industry, I can say after a long day you cannot even masterbate without trying to fall asleep.

 

Try being a plumbers' helper. No trying to fall asleep - it just happens.

 

I bet you it is exciting. Is your boss always showing the infamous 'plumbers crack'?

 

That was over 20 years ago. These days I'm the maintanence manager for two apartment complexes and assist with a third. 118 apartments total.

But as a plumbers' apprentice, I was on 24 hour call. There was one memorable week where I got a total of two hours worth of quick naps during a seven-day period.

And no, during that time peroid, ass-cracks were not on common display as everyone I worked with had their shirts tucked in. As a rule.