I'm Back! (AGAIN!)

It's good to hear, that you have your books back, and your ingredients.

Well...If you need an ally, I will help you against the certain someone.

 

Yahoo! I've got an ally I haven't had to blackmail, enslave or collar! Finally! *does her Happy Dance*

 

Could you tell me more about this certain someone? Is he/she an Alchemist, or a mage, or something like me, or something completly different?

 

Sweetie, I was talking about you. :/

 

Aww... it's so cute when they're brainless.
*quietly begins stuffing koala bodies and rubber balls into his Smoking Jacket*

 

*catches a glimpse, misinterprets, and raises an eyebrow*

Do I need to call animal wellfare?

 

Such as?? onder:

BTW: Like the sig. A nice tribute to a good movie paying tribute to a classic Sci-Fi. I hope the remake does it justice.

 

Could you please explain it further, because I probally misinterpret the meaning of this.

Sorry to dissapoint you, but perhaps I am not a genius like you, (I have an IQ of 120), I am not brainless. It also been a long week, with too much work, and too little free time.

*Grabs the XXL coffee cup, and eats some meat*

Mmm...let me see:

There are lots of bones and bodies here.(Mostly humans, dragons, and demons)

A ring that knows where your allies are, and you can communicate with them, from any distance.

Some sacrifice daggers.

A collar that can make the wearer immmune to piercing attacks.

*Hands over a list of the other items*

Thank you. I had to choose between this sig or this one:

Ash: [talking to mirror] I'm fine... I'm fine...
[Mirror Ash jumps out of the mirror and grabs Ash]
Mirror Ash: I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"?

 

*looks startled*
They're dead! Nobody cares!
*runs away*

 

You'd get more money squeezing out the eucalyptus oil from the koala skins than the dead koalas themselves.

 

Bwahahahahahaha! That's awesome. I've only ever seen Army of Darkness, but obviously I need to track down the other films too. (I'm hoping to track down a copy of 'My Name Is Bruce' in the near future, indie film with Bruce Campbell playing himself during a demon invasion. Sounds fucking awesome to me!)

Incidentally, I meant that you're the first ally I haven't bribed, threatened, collared or enslaved before they've offered to help me kick some arse.

EDIT: You'd be amazed how much difference two letters and an apostraphe make to the above sentance...

 

I have seen Evil Dead, Evil Dead II, and Army of Darkness, and they are on my list of my all time favorite movies of mine. When will 'My Name is Bruce' come out? (because it's sound very awesome indeed.)

That is true, I am indeed the first one, and also the most loyal ally that you can have.

 

The funny thing is, all they eat are eucalyptus leaves. Being a mild hallucinogenic, this means koalas are perpetually stoned.
Could explain the slow movement and the fact that they sometime fall when grabbing for branches that aren't there.

Very true. I just want to say that Bruce does the best scene of anyone kicking their own ass that I've ever scene.

On a side note: The best fight scene ever is in "They Live" between Roddy Piper and Keith David.

*raises eyebrow*
*takes collar off* *puts collar on* *takes collar off* *puts collar on*
See. Voluntary.
*nuzzle*

My favorite line from Army of Darkness was:
Good Ash addressing Bad Ash: Good? Bad? I'm the one with the gun.

 

Do you have the Director's Cut, or the normal DVD? This scene is only on the Director's Cut.

 

Awwww, good Puppy. *snuggles*

My Name Is Bruce should be out fairly soon, but it's going to be a bitch to track down. More's the pity, because it looks to be 27 Million kinds of awesome. I haven't seen hide nor hair of the first two Evil Dead films, because I seem to be living on the very edge of hell. (It's certainly fucking hot enough.)

My favourite quote: "Name's Ash. *click click* Housewares."

It's so wrong it's autmatically badass.

 

My memory is thinking Dr Who, but refuses to come up with specifics.