If you had sex with a younger elf...

...and by "younger", I mean around 30-100+ years old like Swyft in Quintarra, would that be considered pedophillia? I mean, sure by human age standards she'd be perfectly legal...but what about by elven standards? :roll:

 

Yes. They age around 1/10th as much as humans do in the same time. So, if you had sex with an elf that was 30....it would be like something truly unspeakable. The moral of the story is, wait until they're 180.

 

Boy...after that question I'm glad I didn't fuck the zombie in Ashbury....

 

But they don't age that slowly. They're not kids until they're what, 180 years old? No, their bodies evolve pretty much as fast as a human, but their mind does not. Stupid elves.

 

Assume that man lives (in average) about 75 years, and elf - 1000. If man (I mean, woman) is legal to be fucked in 18, therefore, elf is legal to be fucked in 240. Anyway, that was foolish question...

 

Or, Sofokl, you could assume that humans get to be around 100 years old before they die. Earlier deaths are most times caused by something else than aging. A bad heart, for example.

 

Well, men rarely live up to 100 years... And, maybe, eleves also die in 1000 because of heart problems.

 

I 'm almost afraid to ask at what age elven tits begin to sag...

 

No, elves can't die from heart problems, since they can't get sick.

 

If elves avoid red meat and what not...then I can see them as not having heart problems (although I'd be more likley to attribute that to their magical nature more than anything else).

I doubt Elves get things like mono, the clap and Vendigroth Crotch Rot.....

Ogre's are probably more disease prone given their dirty nature, but possibly more towards mental illnesess...

which would fully explain the time Magnus started getting all upset at Murgo for sticking his tweeter in a cinnamon roll in Vooriden.

 

Wow. How do you come up with this stuff? :lol:

 

Easy...combine a stress-filled job, oodles of free time and and 30 years of an overactive imagination.

 

For optimum results, I also add 1 bottle of gin.