I Still Hate Australia.

Someone has claustrophobia and won't admit it .

Maybe so, but drill instructors never go higher than sergeant.

 

Neither will you. Seems that DI job is cut out just for you after all, huh?










Sorry, couldn't resist. Been a rough day at uni, and I have a serious case of chapped ass.

 

You are a redneck. You live on a farm. You have a wife. Presumably you know the principles of beating someone. Get to it already!

 

retard doesn't know how to beat women... he's a late bloomer.

 

Wolf, you'll grow out of joining the army once your balls drop, and hence are able to be blown off.

I've been gettin letters from the Air Force Academy. Aparently I want a highly structured education. I always thought I wanted beer, a physics teacher who is nuts, to an acceptable degree, and a laundry delivery service. Apparently I was wrong.

Never pass the entrance exam though. Can't run to save my life, which I don't see happening, after all, if you give me an F16 I don't know that doing a 5:08 is going to matter much when I spasm the hell out and hit a tree.

 

Maybe they want you for something other than a pilot though. You could be a mechanic on the planes - that way you get your beer, laundry service and all that shit AND you still need to be able to run.

Then I also don't have to trust you with a multimillion dollar aircraft.

 

They always need some poor sod who they can scream at and use as a poor example in front of the rest of the recruits.

 

My balls are low enough to get blown off, and have been since as long. As I can remember.

 

You must have a short memory.

 

My bondage last for five years and no Im not going to make this a career. As for the rhetoric spewing, I'm immune to that stuff. I practiced at school rallys to never get team spirit. So when my Petty Officers (drill instructors) tried all their hoo-yahs and cadence's to get me in the "navy spirit" I would just stand their quiet, which got me beat. Also alot of people hated me because of my lack of spirit.


And yes Q people in the Navy do die. In fact; not to scare you Rosie, since I'm becoming a Coremen I could end up with a Marine battalion on the field. After my A school in Great Lakes I have to go to South Carolina for extensive field training. So my chances of getting hurt or killed is increased. Hurray!!!!

 

People in the navy die some of the more gruesome deaths. Like, being squished by equipment, Drowning, and all that other good stuff that can happen when you have a few hundred (thousand) tons of metal floating around in water, full of explosives.

 

Just when I think you have a glimmer of intelligence, you prove me wrong. If you'd have pretended to go along with their crap surely it would have been much better for you?

 

It's hard to fake enthusiasm when you're not even enthusiastic about faking enthusiasm.

 

That would be the case, but I enjoyed ever beat down session they gave us. It was hilarious watching everyone bitch and cry about how hard it was. I even got in trouble for laughing once during their brutal exercise time. In all I thought it was to easy and they need to toughen it up. And once again this just made everyone hate me even more. Did I mention I'm kind of annoying and most people don't like me? My own wife told me I'm an asshole, but in a good way.

 

speaking of america, YOU SUCK!
but the americans floating around here are slightly bearable, unlike me.

 

actually, what i said was "You're an asshole, but you're my asshole. I think it's funny, and my opinion is the only one that matters."

 

Speaking of America sucking, do any of you other non-Americans get assholes who think that Americans are stupid? My uncle does, and it really pisses me off(by the way, I'm not American).

 

It's nice to see you bonding with people who'll come to rely on you, and you on them, for your collective safety. Seriously, this makes you sound like a fucking moron with no foresight whatsoever - the type of person who's different for the sake of being different, just to piss everyone off, and ends up causing more harm instead of good and all the while laughing about it.