I Still Hate Australia.

Hey everyone, its a me your good friend Fish. I just got out of Boot Camp and the first thing I wanted to do was make a post on this site. Doesnt that just bring tears to your eyes. I'd tell you my wonderful stories of me getting my ass beat everyday for being a sarcastic asshole to everyone who had rank, but I only got ten minutes to post. So to make it short.... Hello every. Is Wolf still a complainer? Hey Jar, you still an asshole? I hate Australia. Q your a crybaby. Sigurd, you werent "cruel" to me, it only increased my love for you. I love Rosie. Happy late Easter. And now this stupid fucking pay for time computer wants more money, but it will have to kick me out before that happens. Which it just di....

 

Dammit man...dammit!!

And learn to spell...or at least use the right "your." You were looking for "you're." Thanks, and bye!

 

Hey, Fish. I missed you.

Edit: Oh yeah. And I hate this shithole too.

 

You're a real comedian private. Maybe we should call you Private Joker.

 

This reminds me of a quetion I wanted to ask you. WAs your experience at all similar to Full Metal Jacket?

 

To you, yes .

And I skullfucked your baby. Happy homecoming .

 

That would be nice if I was say, IN THE ARMY. I would be happy if you called me by my respectful rank as seaman :lol: . And glad to hear your still an asshole jar. My world would be all topsy turvy if you werent.

 

sorry, honey. the men in that movie were marines.

 

What about me?? ....... I'm a nobody arent I... oh wait that position is already taken...

 

Hey Fish! DAMN glad you're back, chatting online just ain't the same without seeing the "Baby, I'd drag my herpes covered penis through a mile of broken glass just to eat the corn outta your shit." screen name of yours. Get msn sometime! I'm almost always on!

 

I thought that was MY msn name. grrrrrrr... *sob*

 

Actually, Rosie, I knew they were marines. WE've got it on DVD and I watched it yesterday. I was just wondering. Anyway, could someone please tell me the difference between the army and the marines.(Yes, I am aware that Fish is in the navy)

 

Great work on the double post kiddo! Anyway, the difference is that the Marines are always the first people to go into a place. We use them basically as cannon fodder for the enemies, and once they wear the opponents down a bit, we send in the Air Force and Army. :lol:

 

wolf, i wasn't talking to you. what makes you think i would call you honey?

TW, fish never goes on msn.

marines aren't cannon fodder. they're the first wave, which is slightly different. the air force bombs, then the marines go in to clear the way, then the army goes en masse to get killed while trying to maintain peace and order... at least, in this particular war. and the navy? they don't fight in deserts.

 

Hmm...maybe you called me honey to patronise me?

Edit: Besides, the reply seemed to fit my post quite well.

 

You graduated boot camp? Welcome to slavery. How long are you in bondage for? Is this just a four year thing or is it a "career" (or life sentence as I like to think of it). Don't let those nationalist rhetoric spewing non-coms hypnotise you too badly.

 

The US Marines are technically a part of the Navy. Anyone in the military will inform you that they aren't, but the reason most people join the military is because they are morons.
It really is just a beaurocratic detail that the Marines are still part of the Navy, because they tend to function seperately.
The Navy does, too fight in the deserts.
The cruise missiles are not launched from land, and navy planes do nearly as much of the bombing as the Air Force ones.

Fish, why did you join the military anyway?

 

Because he needs to get paid MOTHERFUCKER!

 

I'd join the military just to get a gun/fly a plane/kill someone. Fine fish I'll call you Semen Fish.

 

I'd join the military just to learn the basic martial arts they teach in it.