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thanks rroyo. It is just like taking a normal dump but with a clang. Certainly brightens up the mood in the bathroom....

 

"With a clang?"

That's some honkin' big bird shot!

 

Well not really a clang but you can deffinately hear the noise in the toilet. You have to be careful with diarrhoea though, too much pressure could have it clanging off the toilet and back inside your ass and out your head.

 

You seem to have some experience in this area :/

 

Actually, you have to be a scoffer rather than an eater to end up with a bellyfull of birdshot. You feel them immediately, like grains of pepper only they crack your teeth if you're too gluttonous. We always have an extra plate on the table for dropping the lead into.

 

I had that problem when I thought holding my .25 calibur wrist rocket ammo in my mouth was easier than digging into my pocket when I needed to hit something. Needless to say, it's hard not to swallow the shot when a cat runs up your leg.

 

Haha grossen that is the funniest thing I have ever heard. So I take it you just had to let it "pass" through you?

 

Pretty much. I actually chipped the inside of the toilet.

 

Ever tried to kill a wild boar? I know a guy who shot a male boar straight through the neck, and then thrugh the hearth. With a gun designed to kill mooses. That gun's capable of killing a human being i two kilometres.

And guess what? The boear ran away at first, but then turned to come after him. Sure, it died on the way, but the thing kept running after being hit in the hearth AND the neck. Tough bastards.

 

Boars are one thing...a kodiak bear is another.
The first time I ever saw a bear charge was the last time I was willing to let it happen. Here's a tip; If a fully grown male kodiak is charging, do NOT hit it with anything less than a .338 magnum in the skull. Otherwise, you'll just piss the thing off.

 

People also used to kill the legendary "Short-Faced Bear" with spears and arrows.
This was a bear that could run faster than a horse, and was larger than the modern polar bear.

The smallest bear is a grizzly, the middle is the polar bear, and the largest is the short-faced bear.
However, there have been cases of grizzlies being sighted that actually fit the size description of the short-faced bear.
In fact, a guy working for the Alaskan Park Service killed one while deer hunting. Apparently it charged him.

 

"God Bear of Kamchatka" -- saw that on the Discovery Channel. There was some Russian guy (park ranger type fella) looking for them. Good programme.

 

Yeah, he was a crackpot. Just because you see a grizzly that's bigger than the norm, that doesn't mean it's a short-faced bear.
I mean, look at giant humans! They might be 7 feet tall, but they're not a different species.

 

Because I feel the need to post an image and I don't feel like creating a new topic.

http://img216.imageshack.us/my.php?image=0602063if.jpg

 

Ha ha ha...none for him!

My friend and I love VG Cats. I especially like a halloween comic, involving a priest...

 

Gross, did you see the pic with that one of the guy the bear ate and his 'somewhat devoured" body?

 

Yeah I did. The bear caused a few hiker disappearances in his day. Hell, a bear that big can eat what he wants. Do you think many people have the stones to stand up to something that's over 12 feet tall on its hind legs?
Sure, I'd fight back...but I'm not saying I'd win.

 

Apparantely if you stood up to that, you'd be at its belly button. I heard they were going to stuff it and put it in some airport museum to warn tourists who plan on camping in the wilderness. Whether true or not I have no idea. Man I would be soo pissed if I shot the thing and couldn't keep and stuff it!

 

The Alaskan Park Service didn't let him keep it because it wasn't bear season...but I'd still be pissed if I was in his shoes.