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Blah, guys, you caused gastronomical impotency. I need my insurance in that case ot see if such situations are paid aranoid:

 

I still have half a jar of hot sausages and two fruitcakes, if you're interested.

 

Thanks. Sounds good.

 

I've always wondered what a wallaby tasted like, Xz...
I don't want any koala, though. They probably taste like lozenges.

 

Heh? They sell hot dogs in jars in whatever ungodly heathen place you reside in?

That would look pretty stupid over here, buying a jar of Chorizos while waiting for the night bus.

 

The most crazy thing that could be done is to buy a 1 liter jar of Cornishons (2-4 cm marinated and salted cucumbers. Tastes delicious with vodka.)

 

Spuddy: Sort of. These are bratwurst-thick sausage pieces, about three inches long, that have been pickled in a spicy brine. They are normally sold individually in the little convienience stores and bars as a quick snack.
One of my bachelor tenants gave me a gallon jar - unopened - to make room in his cupboard.

 

rroyo, my man, I'm unsure whether your bangers sound appetizing or not. It all depends on how I should read that word "brine."

Is that some sort of term for "salty water" like Sofokl's cucumbers seem to be? (inlagd gurka, saltgurka för DE som stryker omkring här och bara väntar på en chans för att kasta mig ut i det alternativa skinnets helvete igen...)

 

Wallabies are full of fleas so basically not the best choice. Kangaroo is quite nice though it has to be young. And trust me they are much harder to kill than they look. Actually suprising how many dogs and people they kill a year.

 

Dark Elf: No heating device, I'm sorry to say. Over here we use the term hot as another way to say something is spicy. As in chili pepper spicy. As for them being "hot" - no. They are actually quite mild but have a nice sting that even a tender-mouth like me can enjoy.

Spuddy: The brine is a salty water - in this case, it has been mixed with chilies and such for a bit of a bite. They are actually quite good with lager beer.

 

I don't think so...from what I can tell, it's one swift kick from a kangaroo and you've got a good chance of being disemboweled.
Wasn't it a rare publicity stunt for an Aussie boxer to fight with a kangaroo?

And, as for killing them...I have my ways :evil:...!

 

I think I should head over to rroyoland and find myself some hot briny sausages in a jar sometime. Sounds a bit tasty.

 

Bamse, the worlds strongest bear, got a kangaroo that was into boxing, but it put its boxing gloves onto its feet and kicked its opponent and was disqualified.

 

Don't tell me you read Bamse? Hahaha.