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right.......ill take you guys' word for it.

 

Hey, just look up any of CharlesBHoff's posts and replace "than" with "then". Then, after recovering from your bad grammar aneurism, replace "than" with "the". It'll all make loads more sense.

 

You know... I don't get people who fuck sheep. Wouldn't it itch really bad everytime you touched the wool?

 

I think if you've sunk so low as to hide your beef bus in a sheep's tuna town, you don't care much about the itch of real wool.

 

And you wouldn't have to use too much lube because the mixture of sheep moisture in "the spot" and the natural oilyness of the wool would keep you from tearing the skin off. I don't know why i am saying this or how I know this but just enjoy it....

 

No, here we only eat them and occasionally get beaten out of our homes by an angry mob of them but no I have not had sexual intersourse with a sheep....

 

By the paint on your blue beard you monkey bastard, I hope you are referring to them kicking us out of our homes!

 

Ladies and gentlemen.....I did not have a sexual relationship with that sheep.

 

Uh-huh... So what about that sheep, then?

 

Ooo...Spuddy has a point, there.
However, with the amount of sheep in this general area, Tel would invariably be telling the truth, so long as noone picked the "right" ovine.

 

Ovine? Isn't it ovid, or something? (Please bear in mind that I have at most a 5% skill rank in Latin when you shoot down my answer.)

Merino sheep and the Rum Corps... Damn strange country down there.

 

Ovine is the word. Ovid looks more like "egg" to me.

Here we go= ovum or ovi for egg
Ovis for sheep, and Ovine meaning "of or relating to sheep".

 

You were just helping it back over the fence, right?

 

Porcine.

 

Then I prefer henine. Most dietary meat.