I R MORON

You see now...
This is a prime example of why you do not, i repeat not, give someone like this administration rights.
Why chris? Well....
If this guy had a brain he might have realised the way to get rid of me is to ignore me. Show me no attention.
Like it was back in the day.
But no. Instead this, exuse for a Human Being, gives me a now avatar. And he employes the originality of someone called Dark Lord or Dark Elf. Can i repeat that? Dark Elf....
Now. Next time you think of giving anyone administration rights, why not stop and think, hey... Do i want a dumb cunt who's been here a few years... Or, do i want someone who's been here from near the beginning. Someone who knows how to get things done and is not a fucking Retard.
Coincidently Retard would have been a perfect candidate. You think this guy would fuck around with pansey avatars? Or would he say, I DONT LIKE THIS FUCKER. YOUR GONE ASS HOLE. GET THE FUCK OUT.
No. You pick, "hehehe, my penis is the size of a pixi's small finger and as such i shall make my self laugh by using the medium of lame jokes and dick {joke matierial}.
So in response to your fucking attempt at pissing me off, good job. You really did piss me off. Not because you called me a moron, no of course not. Because you could think of nothing better and proved that without a shadow of a dought, that the level of administration is greatly deminished since the demise of Jarinor. Dark Underlord, Mathboy, all the rest. You have ruined this forum. This used to be a place where people had balls and people had a fucking soul. Yet again here we are again where you the fuckingpeon masses try to destroy something because you dont know how to do it on your own. The useless waste of flesh and bone that is flooding the planet, ruining all things that are good and original. I pray to you god kill these fucking people. Rain 40 days lord and wash these turds off this fucking planet.

Fuck You All

 

..........And there we have Hellbokos with his monthly rant, bitch and cry. Comming up next, DE and Retard in a pitch-fork fight. Stay tuned!

 

Whoo DE vs. Retard pitchfork-fight! This is gonna be sweeeet.

 

Merry Christmas to you too!

 

Why can't Helzapopin' write something more interesting? I find his rant void of things to comment on at this time of night when the coffee still has me in its mellow grip.

I think I'll go sing from the balcony instead.

 

Since he has petitionioned the Lord to eradicate us all through drowning, I suppose all I can do is wait to die. Since just waiting is boring, I'm going to sing the Doom Song.

Doom doom, doom doom doom doom. Doom doom, doom-doom-doom-doom-doom. Doom-doom-doom-doom, doomie doomie doom. Doom-

Wait, didn't the Lord make a covenant that he would never flood the earth again? Shouldn't the-annoying-guy-whose-name-I-can't-be-bothered-to-remeber be asking for fire instead?

I'm going to go do the Hampster Dance.

 

*In the key of Z - flat*

I'm sinnnnn-gin' in the rain. Just sinnnnn-gin' in the rain.....

 

I really dont know what his fascination is with everybody here and whining about never comming back, only to do so 10 minutes later. This may sound weird but I think he is........in love with the forum itself.....

 

Well, who can blame the poor fellow? :heart: :hump:

 

:asshole: :hump:

 

This I R MORON avatar is pretty fucked up, in my opinion.



It should read:
I R MORAN

This way the moronity spreads over each word.

 

But if you want it "spread over each word" what should we do with the "I"? I guess we could spell it "Ah" like Nick Cave in "And the Ass Saw the Angel" of course.

Ah R Moran

(Though there comes a time when the moronity spreads so much that normal people can't understand it. I think I just reached that point, so let's retain the "I" please.)

 

Dude, the I is prima facie moronic. Like my use of Latin right there.

EDIT - Prima facie? Res ipsa loquitur? I dunno, fuck Latin.

 

Screw the "I" and the Latin shit just MORON would be ample....

 

Quod erat demonstrandum.

 

[sarcasm]You would think so, but no.[/sarcasm]

Actually, I had to google that shite to get the spelling right. I'm more comfortable with just the abbreviation.

 

And what does it mean exactly?