I need help from someone living in the states

I recently saw a very cool looking T-shirt and I wanted to buy it for a friend of mine. The problem is that it's only available at www.davidlynch.com and their online shop is fucked when it comes to international shipping. Some sort of php error comes out and it doesn't work. I already emailed support and nothing happened, that was a few days ago. Now, the thing is local shipping DOES seeem work... If anyone would be kind enough to order it for me and send it I would be grateful. We can talk about further details via PM.

 

I'd help you but I've got no access to a credit card. Come on peoples! Do your civic duty and I promise that I'll post lots of pictures for you guys.

 

Well, I'm helping Jinxie. We're working through all the details now, so can I have a pic? I want one of you, with at least one nipple exposed. (Your nipple)

Oh, and if you let me see the pic, I promise that I will show it to nobodie.

 

The store started working though.

In case you are wondering what I was talking about, here's a pic:



Sweet, isn't it?

 

It's not really my style, but she's a huge Davind Lynch fan, as long as she likes it, well, it's the greatest T-shirt in the world for me.

 

So true, I scare myself sometimes.

 

Retard, you dirty ole bastard, you're married! And I'm underage. I'll dig up some pictures for you, but I'm having a hell of a time right now because my internet blocks stuff it deems inappropriate.... no vickies and no my other super secret site (wink wink wink)

 

Here's an idea how to make some quick bucks. You only need a webcam.

 

Damn, girl, you ain't legal yet? Well, you know what we'uns say, "Old enough to go to the store, old enough to get bred."

Oh yeah, and my wife didn't poke out my eyes, she just broke my finger. (Which means I still check out the honeys.) Even underage ones. Ain't nothin' sweeter than the ass on a ten year old boy.

 

What's your filter called? I might be able to give you instructions to bypass it.

Warriors unite!

 

How many "true loves of your life" are we up to now ?

 

I'm underaged too, can I see them.....

 

Don't be suck a pecker jar. This T-shirt will most likely result in me getting some good lovin' so there.

 

"Don't be suck a pecker"? Perhaps you meant "don't be such a prick"? I also don't know who David Lynch is or what he does, and nor do I care, apart from the fact that he makes really shitty t-shirts.

 

Plus that's wrong.... The angriest dog in the world is the one who got his nuts frozen to the back of a tractor trailer.

 

Wow, talk about a Freudian schlip.

 

No, I find the word funny, in a childlish silly sort of way. As well as the wrong word to use and that's why it happened to find it's way there.

And about it being shitty, it's all about context. Really shitty items can become great depending and a variety of things.
This T-Shirt kinda makes me think od her. Her dog's personality fits really well into the image on the shirt. We both have the same dogs actually, only I have a female.

 

Well, that works out well for both of you. In a very Retard kind of way...