I love something awful.

No, I meant shat. I am shitting now, I will shit tomorrow, I shat yesterday. Duh, dude, past-tense.

That's too bad. You should learn to wait, 'cause no woman is gonna marry a dirty-mouthed little boy with a little boy pee-bug.

 

Oh, I didn't know shat was past-tense for shit. I thought that shit is for past tense. At least most everyone else says "I shit myself" more than "I shat myself".

You just wait. I'll get most beautiful motha fucka you've ever seen...

Err, perhapse I should rephrase that...