I like you. Come over to my house and fuck my sister.

Orcs are actually EMO? :-o

 

Jesus Christ, that's awesome. What's even more awesome is that, obviously, DE must've met with a half-orc!

 

well this is intresting....

And that would explain their suicidal attacks and masculin behavior with eachother.

 

I'm confused. Aren't masculine orcs untrue?

 

I think wobbler, by saying masculin, refers to their constant fighting and squabbling amongst themselves. Their struggles are not very masculin. They just backstab eachother and hide in the shadows.

 

Yes, that precisley what I meant.

 

Since when did orcs backstab and hide in the shadows? When orcs fight eachother, it's two biological tanks smashing into eachother, axes and blades flying in a gory, savage, barbaric celebration of violence. And hiding in shadows? You can't fight like that hiding in the shadows. They'd battle it out on a mountaintop or a great plain, with onlookers surrounding them, forming an arena. That's how real orcs fight. And it's deliciously masculine.

Oh, wait... You're talking about Tolkien's sissy orcs. :nohope: (There really should be a head-shaking smiley....)

 

I am deeply saddened about DE's new avatar and have no other option than to pronounce him an obdurate young wretch meant for the gallows.

 

Something tells me that someone suffers from the oidipus syndrome. You need your heroes to be really masculin, don't you Vyenna?

 

How many threads are you guys going to hash out what is and is not an orc on anyway?

 

Dunno. I'm just saying that Tolkien created the species, and that some rpg-dudes, probably american, mutated his idea to something I don't like. I'm done now, really.

 

Yeah, I thought it had more to do with incestual issues. Like, I dunno, scrumping your mom. But hey, whatever right.

 

YEAH that's the gist of an Oedipus complex.
It's actually more like seeing your father as an antagonistic figure who competes for the "finite" affections between yourself and your mother.
And, it's mostly a masculine term, while the feminine equivalent is the Elektra Complex, with all love and parental roles reversed (i.e. mother honing in on your love for your dad).

 

But you don't understand. He was talking about the oidipus syndrome. It's got to do with orcs, tits, pointed sticks and lots of jello. He's been through that, poor boy. He knows what he's talking about.

 

nah, his uncle.