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Anonymous · Mar 5, 2007

Well, yeah, I know, but I just had to say it.

Grossenschwamm · Mar 5, 2007

Bree Van De Kamp said:

Well, yeah, I know, but I just had to say it.
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Which is exactly why communism failed.

Vorak · Mar 6, 2007

I know!

Lets start a country where everyone shares everything and anyone can have whatever job they want!

Whats that? Everyone wants to be a general or a politician and nobody wants to be a farmer or factory worker? Well I sure didn't see that one coming.

Blinky969 · Mar 6, 2007

Heh, 45 calibers of comfort.

Beretta's are fun little contraptions, glock's are so much cooler though. All types of gizmos to make it fire better when you want and not misfire when you don't.

Those 9s aren't meant for stopping power, they're meant for taking out a target cleanly, without all the blood and missing facial features involved with more powerful guns. If you really need to STOP somebody, no one runs well with a bullet in their knee; aim for the leg they're about to put their leg on, the fall is more entertaining that way.

Telcontar · Mar 6, 2007

Vorak said:

I know!

Lets start a country where everyone shares everything and anyone can have whatever job they want!

Whats that? Everyone wants to be a general or a politician and nobody wants to be a farmer or factory worker? Well I sure didn't see that one coming.
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Or just do as Peter Griffen when he started a new country after he survived a nuclear Holocaust, through all job titles in a hat and hope when you pull the job out it is a decent one, not town idiot or town drunk.

Dark Elf · Mar 6, 2007

Actually, granted that the guy who pulled the distiller note provides me the liquor, I'd like being the town drunk.

Do I get to have a brown paper bag?

Telcontar · Mar 6, 2007

Meh more fun to puke on someone walking past. Oh and on Mondays you get to flash your penis to traffic all day.

Dark Elf · Mar 6, 2007

Hey, as long as the society provides me with those nifty gloves with the fingers cut off, I'll do anything that's in my job description.

Tel, you forgot any mentioning of creating scenes on public buses.

Jungle Japes · Mar 6, 2007

Blinky969 said:

If you really need to STOP somebody, no one runs well with a bullet in their knee; aim for the leg they're about to put their leg on, the fall is more entertaining that way.
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If you have time to aim for anything but center mass, you probably don't need a 45.

Dark Elf · Mar 6, 2007

I'd rather saw the stock and pipe off my dad's hunting rifle, load it with 30.06's and use that as a handgun.

I'd let someone else do the shooting though.

Jungle Japes · Mar 6, 2007

Smart. After all, home brewed weapon modifications can turn very messy.

Dark Elf · Mar 6, 2007

I'd guess shoulder surgery.

Anonymous · Mar 6, 2007

By me.

Dark Elf · Mar 6, 2007

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to thee the real reason why I wouldn't risk firing aformentioned firearm myself: Mr Bree Van De Kamp!

Anonymous · Mar 6, 2007

So, remember kids, do not use firearms, don't aim at people, do not shoot at animals, or, you'd be treated nicely by Dr. Stran. Heh eh heeh.

Frigo · Mar 6, 2007

Oh man, that's worse than to frighten children with Chuck Norris

Anonymous · Mar 6, 2007

Yeah, Chuck Norris is absolutely nothing compared to this.

If you ask a everyday kid on the street if he/she wants to go to Strans' clinic they'll run off in deep fear screaming "mommy" as loud as they can.

mathboy · Mar 6, 2007

Grossenschwamm said:

It probably just means you have a minor medical defect that prevents you from being drafted. People with something as simple* as flat feet can be drafted in the US. Either that or you've proven yourself too valuable an individual to be drafted.
*It's a relative term...marching and staying on your feet for hours at a time with flat feet can be detrimental to your health.
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The problem is that I don't really have a medical defect that is known to me or any doctors (except for my bad vision which is completely fixed by glasses or contact lenses) and that they didn't want to test me. I just got a note saying they didn't want me and that I can't do anything about it (not that I really want to be drafted or anything, but I would have liked to be tested at least).

wobbler · Mar 6, 2007

And many medical defects can be solved with prvoding someon with a very important "deskjob".
or something similiar.
Not everyone in the army are soldiers who has to fight, someone has to design the weapons.

Vorak · Mar 6, 2007

A guy I know took a double barreled shotgun (I've got no idea abut specifics beyond that, there isn't enough of the thing left to try and identify it) cut the barrels back to practically nothing and carved the stock into a pistol grip.

So far nobody has been game to fire it.

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