I LIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

Well, I just love this forum.
So it's always nice seeing "new-old" People comming over here.
espacially if you heard so much good about them

TA is a cosy place

 

Couldn't have said it better myself Vorak.

By the way, do you mind if I call you Dick? Be advised that any answer you give will result in me calling you Dick.

 

Heh, don't worry Dick, Japes is just an asshole looking for company. That's what extended tours do to a man.

 

So, by logical extension........ Japes is an ass looking for a dick? For company? Perhaps on extended tours!?!

 

You're not that Dick.

 

Dear lord, there's so many potential comebacks for this I can't decide which one to use!!!

 

Well. Considering Japes is calling Vorak a Dick (From my point of view. ) I'm not to scarred

 

You will be, when JJ gets to you with his combat knife.

 

When did Dick become the accepted shortening of Richard anyway?

But yeah, I do have a pretty sweet knife on my ALSE vest (that's Aviation Life Support Equipment). It's even got a slightly pointed pommel for busting heads. It's a last resort of course, after I fail to mow you down with my M240H 7.62mm Machine Gun, or cap your ass with my M9.

 

You don't have a desert too for backup?

 

Help me out bro, I'm not getting it.

 

Desert Eagle.

 

Aww, come on. If he was a maniac he wouldn't be allowed in the service.
Though, service might make him a maniac.

 

The Desert Eagle (I presume you meant the .50 model) is an oversized piece of shit.

 

Heh, true enough, but I have big hands.

What do you prefer as a handgun, then? I'm all about a Glock and a Desert, depending on the situation.

 

I got a letter from the Swedish army people today telling me that I won't even be ordered to come to them so they can see if I'm fit to be drafted.

I guess that makes me a maniac. :-?

 

Nah, it doesen't, the Sedish Armed Forces are nothing today, I havent done military service. When I "mönstrade" I told them that I wanted to study instead, and they were just fine with that, even quite happy actually.

 

A model 1911 .45 at the hip, though you only get 8 shots per mag, and they're a little heavy for concealed carry. For that, I've got a Walther P99. Composite construction, very light weight. Not very easy on the hand though, and the 9mm doesn't give you much knock down power. I've never fired a Glock, but I like their compact models. I may pick one up for my girlfriend actually.

I like my service pistol, the M9 (Beretta 92FS), but I'd rather be packing a .45