I LIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

Everytime you post you make my head hurt.

I mean, Christ, not only does the Hippocratic Oath not even apply to this situation, you also fucking spelled it wrong.

Still, I can't possibly turn away all this unintentional comedy gold!

 

Well well well. A new-type. Hey there. I'm Xiao, also known as the hander out of entirely justified and glorious violence. Just keep spelling things correctly and we'll get alone fine.

 

Oh my god welcome back. I suppose I better go and get ready for my beatings which you have to catch up on.

 

Awwww... Tel's still got the fear. GOOD Tel! *patpats*

 

Sasdly, Wolfsbane dosn't post here as often as he used to, so he left me to carry on his luggage untill he returns.

Except for that one post a few weeks ago.
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Hey, s'cool. Just be aware that the postcount increases the boobs, not the bung, and we'll be fine. :roll:

 

So, can't you tell us what happened?

 

Hey, look who else found their way back here. Welcome back, Xiao!

 

Was there like, a beacon set up or something?

 

Hey xiao welcome back although i have been pretty absent myself. Uh er go Xiao!

 

So, you still have both legs right? I mean, you're not any shorter than you were before?

 

No, Blinky, I'm no shorter.

Bree - leave the thread. Now. Leave this thread and do not come back. You are not welcome here, and while you ARE here I can't tell my actual FRIENDS what happened, even though I want to.

So fuck off!

 

Taller?

 

Bree, why the hell are you so intent on Xiaos personal life, we really do not condone touching ones genitals when hearing other peoples problems. And Xiao, unbelivabely Bree is training to be a doctor!

 

Hey! You're back! I really wondered where you went, you know. It's been a while ^^

Anyway, I haven't been telling no rumours about your gender. My dear fellow Wobbler just doesn't seem to be aware of the fact that he adressed you as a man. I did tell him that you're not, but... well, he's a slow learner.

Anyway, welcome back ^^

 

Yeah...I guess I'm also back.

 

Such things like this just pisses me off. I'm just trying to be nice and gentle and ask what happened to you. But instead of saying it, you are rude and harasses me. Fine then, have it you way. I am a fucking med. student by the way! Fuck you Xiao, hope that you will rot in hell someday.

 

Oooh! Looks like you struck a nerve there... Or maybe just caught Bree at the wrong time of the month. Either way, the pouty bitchy breakdown post is as unflattering as ever.

 

I don't care about the post. You gys here always harrasses me and makes jokes about it, I'm fine with that because you don't use such rude words in your posts. And, as an answer: I can't have period, I am a male.