I LIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

I take it the frog was under Tom when he sat down?

 

Meh look at it upside down and it looks like a mere gingerbread man without a head.

 

It's both acutally, but the riverfolk and the hobbits are so close relatives that it dosn't really matter.

 

You hobbits and your racial short-sightedness.
If they want to bugger each other, then let them do it. Since they can't have kids, you don't need to worry about them passing on their genes.

 

Well, we don't care about it aslong as they don't get public with it. Bad pulicity you know.

 

So...travelling to a volcano in Mordor is tantamount to proclaiming one's sexuality? Damn, hobbits sure know how to read between the lines.

 

It's the whole two hobbits travelling togheter alone, being lost and having a ring thingy.

Kinda hard to see it for "non-hobbits"

 

How is it bad publicity for non-hobbits to see it, if only the hobbit race can even perceive it? You know what, I think you're all butt-plungers, you're just in denial and so self-conscious about it you mindlessly lash out at the two hobbits who spent their time accomplishing something while they jacked each other off, instead of just burrowing deeper and deeper into each other's assholes, hidden away under some fucking love-tree.

 

Yea ok, you got me.

I'm not a hobbit acutally, I'm a rampaging dwarf.
Got me there.

 

So now you're so scared of being revealed as being TEH GHAAY!! that you deny you're own race?

 

Ok, you may be a dwarf. Where's your beard? No self-respecting dwarf would go without a beard. Unless you can't grow one...so you might as well be surly hobbit who loves the cock.

 

Undercover dwarf.
And the fact that I'm not born as a dwarf.
Anyone rad Terry Pratchet?
Knows about Captain Carrot?

He's a dwarf.
6 feet tall and no beard.

 

Well, acutall it's a sword and emperor, not crown and king.

But nearly DE

 

That's slightly obvious, Xz...

I learned a few runes when I was playing Rugby. We used them to gain power before railing the opposing team in the face.