I less than three the pinata.

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2:25 for the second try.

Not a difficult one. Religious woman, jesus freak, ring king, staplers, microwave, photocopiers and done.

Edit:

1:29
lighter
staplers
microwave oven
fire extinguisher (or what)
service
photocopiers

Edit:

1:20
lighter
staplers
microwave oven
fire extinguisher (or what)
stapler
photocopiers

 

It took me 3:42 minutes to kill my self.

I used:
Paperclips
Piñata
Microwave oven
Scissort
and xerox machine.

 

I holy spirited myself in just 2:28

 

2 min, 26, I never knew killing yourself could be so fun!!!

 

Aww...
3:12 on the second try for me. I died chowing down on a urinal cake.

 

Eww i'd rather drink horse cum than die like that.

 

How the fuck is swallowing equine ejaculate more palatable than eating a urinal cake?

 

1 horse vs many many many men.

 

I saw it on the new Jackass movie the other day, looked just like thick milk. Probably delicious mixed with some strawberry Nesquick.

 

I'd rather die than swallow horse splooge.

As for the whole strawberry nesquik thing...Tel, try that on your own. From the composition of semen, I can guess that it tastes nothing like milk, and that it has no creamy texture. Putting stawberry nesquik in it would only succeed in simulating a burst blood-vessel in the horse's testicles.

 

Oh c'mon Gross. it won't kill you to try it. Hell theres an English Chef I like who actually cooked and ate the afterbirth of his first kid. not saying I would quite do that....

 

Is there anyone who did better than my 1:20 ?

 

And doesn't that tell you something about chefs in England.

 

And I know understand why hellbokos lives there...