I heard the internet is a good place to rant.

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  1. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    [insert racial slur that certain wetbacks be kept at the right side of the Rio Grande here.]
     
  2. Yuki

    Yuki Well-Known Member

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    I'm a meatball now? I weigh like 80 pounds.
     
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    I don't know with you, but I don't think I would be able to finish an 80 lb meatball in one sitting.
     
  4. Yuki

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    Okay, so I'm a meatball. Then what the fuck is your 140 pound ass?
     
  5. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    Elementary, my dear Yuki. It is an organic device composed of the perfect blend of muscular and adipose tissue as to grant the ultimate in sitting experience!
     
  6. Silvara

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    So your ass is designed to compel its owner to remain seated all the time? No wonder it's so fat, then.
     
  7. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    You're just jealous that your butt doesn't have the awesome sitting powers mine has!
     
  8. JustaFishInaJar

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    An awesome ass needs a awesome assessory
     
  9. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    Oh, come on... only because I have a superior ass I shall now be the butt of jokes?
     
  10. Xiao_Caity

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    I should assassinate you for that pun.

    FUCK! Now I'm doing it!
     
  11. Arthgon

    Arthgon Well-Known Member

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    It's a pain in the ass, to make puns of this kind of things.
     
  12. Yuki

    Yuki Well-Known Member

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    Stop being so assertive, dear. :roll:
     
  13. DarkFool

    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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    I think your remark was somewhat asinine.
     
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    I miss Sheriff's All-Knowing Ass.


    Oooh! Post #3333!!!!
     
  15. Xz

    Xz Monkey Admin Staff Member

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    I think it's mean to verbally assail DE because of his fat arse.
     
  16. DarkFool

    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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    Congratulations! You're slightly more than five times standard evil.

    Xz, what's wrong with mocking DE's ass? It's simply fat, and not all-knowing. If it was all-knowing, then it would be mean.
     
  17. Xz

    Xz Monkey Admin Staff Member

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    You obviously have to reassess the content of my post.
     
  18. Yuki

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    Assemble the assassins, we assault the assailant as soon as possible.

    Did we stop with the asses already? :/
     
  19. Arthgon

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    I think we did, because we made an ass of ourselves. (or something like that.)
     
  20. Dark Elf

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    I have a feeling that this thread will soon (d)evolve into something resembling a list of name suggestions for a really low-budget anal themed porn flick...
     
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