I heard the internet is a good place to rant.

So when you look at my posts you will see how I look upon the humanity?

 

I'm going to need some time to recalibrate my perception of you, Arthgon. Didn't your avatar change? I think that's throwing me off.

However, phrases such as "the humanity" are expediting the recalibration.

 

I commend your lexical complexity and protraction when it aggregates towards elementary forum posting. Verily, hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia eludes you, or vice versa.

 

I can imagine you wearing a bowler hat and monocle while typing your posts, but being very careful not to spill any brandy from your snifter.

 

Oh, I'd much prefer a top hat, but as for the rest, you almost described my life goal. O how I long for the days when I can demand satisfaction like a heartless, uppity bastard. I'll manage with a hip-flask inside my leather jacket for now, though.

 

Says the person who wanted to watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail on our first date.

 

I wouldn't mind a bowler. I'd have to graduate to a top hot.

 

First you'd've to learn to spell it.

 

He seems a little too intelligent to be speaking of women out of nowhere. Perhaps it's a genuine typo.

 

If it isn't a typo, that would be one hell of a head-warmer.

 

I'd like to say I'm shocked at the fact that conversation has developed around two words like that. But I'm not surprised in the slightest. HoL fails to disappoint once more.

 

"Top hot" is a genuine typo.

I would go back and edit it, but too much amusement has been had by all to further confuse the issue.

 

I'd tip my hat to you sir, but the suction won't allow me.

 

It is! Monty Python and the Holy Grail is overrated.

The Whole Nine Yards on the other hand is very well done.

 

Holy Grail belongs with the Classics.
Not the Casablanca type Classics, but the silly Evil Dead type classics.

The Whole Nine Yards is just simply full of win.
My sides hurt after I got done laughing at Matthew Perry ricochet off of Michael Clarke Duncan.
(the sequel wasn’t bad either. Consuelo! Xerxes! Alert the others! There's been a tragedy!)

 

Fish doesn't appreciate The Whole Nine Yards. I'm fairly sure that makes him a heathen.

Oh, right.

Says the person who always has a video game system with him. Even in the field. Even in Iraq. Even at the grocery store. In fact, there's a DS in your hand right now, isn't there honey?