I have the enviable task

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  1. Wolfsbane

    Wolfsbane Well-Known Member

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    I'm at fifteenth place? Wow, that's awesome! Now I'm really proude!
     
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    Rosie, since Jinxed isn't here to love you anymore, why don't you give me or DU a reason to?
     
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    #83
    More importantly, why don't you give them a reason to love me?
     
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  4. rosenshyne

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    unfortunately, mathboy, i can't give you any love. i'm not an orc.

    not sure what DU loves, though. maybe there's hope yet!
     
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  5. Telcontar

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    He said he hates cats, but you can live with that right?
     
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  6. Xz

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    Thou shalt love thine God.

    Turns out, I'm God.
     
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  7. Wolfsbane

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    But you're a damned god. That makes you bad to worship.
     
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  8. Xz

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    I'm not a God, I am the God. So basically it's bad to worship any other "god" because I will punish you*.

    *Spanish Pony, anyone?
     
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  9. Vorak

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    #89
    Damned religious zealots stealing my torture ideas.
     
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  10. Xz

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    It's the only method fit for God's wrath.
     
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  11. Grossenschwamm

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    Ponies don't seem very wrath-like. Maybe if you took some clydesdale horses to the non believers?
     
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  12. Vorak

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    #92
    Gross do you actually know what death by the Spanish Pony entails?

    Hint: It doesn't actually involve a real pony.
     
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  13. Grossenschwamm

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    #93
    To be honest, no, I don't.
     
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  14. rosenshyne

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    #94
    you could always google it and end your ignorance.
     
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  15. Vorak

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    I PMed him and ended his ignorance I'd rather let everyone elses ignorance thrive though.
     
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  16. Xz

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    #96
    Go on and try, this is an example of:


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  17. Frigo

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    Indeed.


    But you can always use Wikipedia.
     
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  18. Grossenschwamm

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    #98
    For some reason I'm familiar with that particular torture, but I never knew the name.
    As for Frigo's comment:
    Same as Xz's, but replace Google with Wikipedia.
    For example, Wikipedia can't tell me the name of the woman I want to marry, nor does it tell me how many times I've used a toilet over 20 years.
     
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  19. Xz

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    If google doens't work, neither will Wikipedia, Google seems to know everything in there.
     
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  20. Frigo

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    Then, in exchange for a roundhouse-kick, you can ask Chuck Norris.

    Unfortunately you won't live by then :roll:
     
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