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  1. Vorak

    Vorak Administrator Staff Member

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    Of teaching a 79 year old about the internet.

    I'm trying to think of the simplest way to explain it and this is the best I can come up with:

    I'll have a whole lot of fun if I have to explain eBay.....
     
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    Yard sale. Auction - my grandmother goes to those while well into her 80s, so surely this fellow knows about them.
     
  3. bryant1380

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    Your granny is the exception, I think.

    Dude, you could screw with this old man so bad. I think your explanation will make his head implode, though. Old people are like kids. They drool, shit themselves, and, should you ever put them behind the wheel of a car, they're furkin' dangerous. I think that we should look into solving world hunger by grinding up and serving old people. That would also solve over-population as well. Two birds with one stone, so to speak.

    Hey show that old dude tubgirl and goatse, and tell him that they are the reason the 'net was invented in the first place.
     
  4. Spuddy

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    We have a pretty cool 69-year-old as ambassador in my CN alliance, so not all old guys implode over the newgangled technology, though.

    (What the hell is tubgirl and goatse?)
     
  5. bryant1380

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    oh ohhhhhoohohohohhohoh

    Sooooo tempting.....

    (Do a google search)
     
  6. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    My child... Are you really that innocent?

    And Vorak, good luck. I envy you. Either you have more patience than me, or you've had a lobotomy performed on you and you didn't tell us about it.
     
  8. Grossenschwamm

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    I routinely need to teach the senior citizens who work along side me how to work cash registers. It's no where near the scope of telling them how the internet works...
     
  9. Spuddy

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    Afraid so... And yet I've come so far since first arriving here.

    Considering the horror that is the linkage usually provided here, I don't think I will even Google for those strange terms.
     
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    You've seriously never been tubgirl'd? Man, we must be getting soft round here...
     
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    I have shared a tub with a girl, or even several girls (sadly not at the same time), but I've never been tubgirl'd. At least it sounds better than being goatse'd, or however you would put it.
     
  12. Silvara

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    I wouldn't say it's particularly better, no. Though which one is more disgusting is a matter of personal opinion, I guess...
     
  13. Bunny

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    Don't worry, you can always be lemonpartied.
     
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    Vorak Administrator Staff Member

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    Its been a long time since someone around here was tubgirled, a pity in some ways.

    But leave goatse out of this, that ones just to much for a mind like Spuddy's.
     
  16. Spuddy

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    DarkUnderlord is, without doubt, the evillest sumbitch this forum has ever had the misfortune to witness...

    A harmless PM title and two seconds later - *woosh* - I'm effing blind! I have been permanently scarred, people!

    Think of the children! Oh, why won't someone think of the children!
     
  17. Vorak

    Vorak Administrator Staff Member

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    What has DU done!?

    PMs are no longer safe.
     
  18. bryant1380

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    Heh... I knew Dark Underload wouldn't let us down. Hey, while you're at it, check out Lemonparty.org, Hai2U.com, Last Measure, and Penis Bird. Heheheh
     
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    Haha! Awesome, DU!

    I've been tubgirl'd and lemonpartied, but never goatse'd I think. Or maybe I just don't remember. Meh...
     
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    You know i should feel pity im sure.
    But look at that one kid. He's smileing! he looks fucking happy!
    What i want to see is the new even more degenerate porn.
    Here's my idea....

    Burned Victim Rape
    I mean come on. How fun would that be.
    I mean there would be no resistence!
    Im saying for viewing pleasure of course not do actually do.
    be like sticking your cock inside an oven.

    Next idea, limbless terrorist victim children porn!
    Dont worry this isnt underage porn. Well... I suppose it is but its not adult-child.
    All child on child action here!
    What we do is get two limbess victims and point a gun at em and tell em 2 have sex. How funny would it be to see these little people with no arms and legs trying to fuck!
    Ohh i do make myself chuckle!
    :) :) :) :)
     
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