I Have Taken A Vow Of Celibacy

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  1. Quethim

    Quethim New Member

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    That's why Jar doesn't enter the gene pool. :)
     
  2. rosenshyne

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    i stand corrected, icairus. all hail chunky, the celibate virgin!!!
     
  3. Jarinor

    Jarinor New Member

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    I clean my backyard pool before I go for a swim in it. What makes you think I'm going to treat the gene pool any differently?

    Last night, my friends and I saw who would do something for the least amount of money (theoretical of course). I remember saying that I would consent to be sterilised in some fashion for $20k. Shows how low kids of my own are as a priority in my life hey?
     
  4. bryant1380

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    Girls can pop the cherry riding a bike or a horse (in the method used for locomotion). Most girls don't have the little virgie flap by the time they "have the sex".
     
  5. Qilikatal

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    The girls been fooling you again eh retard? You are aware that the "it can break whe riding" is just their exuse for beeing sluts rigth? THATS right they are all sluts WHORES who must be shot and exterminated...... who must be CLEANSED by the holy

    *Getting dragged away from the computer by two men in white suits*

    ;)
     
  6. DEATH AT THE DOOR

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    Oh well. I hope they have internet access there, Qilikatal.

    Well, "riding" is a very vast therm and means a lot of things. Having their cherry poped while "riding" a horse is kind of obvious...
     
  7. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    He's not even taking a vow of real celibacy... the fucker has been masturbating at least three times. What a hypocrite. Real celibacy would mean that theres no sexual activity whatsoever. Period. And that excludes quality time with your dominant hand!
     
  8. Qilikatal

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    Methinks think he will break that vow real fast if a hot chick came and asked him if he wanted to go home with her.
     
  9. DEATH AT THE DOOR

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  10. Patrick Alpha

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    LMAO :lol:
     
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