I have no clue if this is fake or not... but here it is.

www.bonsaikitten.com

It is sort of hilarious how stupid this is though.

By the way, hi everyone. I've been traveling recently, but now I'm back, be prepared for the worst.

 

Yeah, that's an old hoax, but people still go nuts over it. Just today on another forum I go to someone complained about this. "ZOMG bonsai cats this is a new low for animal cruelty blah blah blah!" Kinda funny, in a sick Prince-Harry-Wears-Nazi-Uniform sort of way.

Anyway. I didn't know you were gone but welcome back regardless.

 

I find it suspicious that Sleek returns about the same time I do, AND that the stalker has disappeared.

 

there was a stalker?

 

I hear noises at night, outside my window...

 

I wish in Southern California getting drunk, screaming in supermarkets, and waking up occupied houses in rich neighborhoods at one in the morning. I got a hotel room and had a hotel party for new years, my first act of the new year was to burn the book of mormon they had placed in the hotel room. I stood in the parking lot reading a passage about the ignorant evil that is native americans as the pages burned in my hands. I am not stalking anyone.

 

That is fucking hilarious. How did you manage to have a hotel party? Don't they kick you out if you do that?

 

oh, so that means that shadowy figure behind me is just death... thank god.

 

Last firday El Paso have it first murder may-be of the year. 2:30 Am than knife fight broke out between two drunk man in forent of than bar in fronet
of one of the main hightway. The fight cover than wide area with alots of that cover two lane out of 3 lanes that goes drown town cover in blood. For 14 hour the police block off those 2 lanes and a two square block area closeing down all bussienes in the strip mall and topless bar. It appear in saturday paper. Than Muslim who work for the police department who drove me home from prayer told me about the knifeing and point out the place it happen. Nobody is charge with anything yet there is than good change than other person was also involse. One was dead when the police show up and the other is still in critical state in a hopital in El Paso.

He only tell me knowlege which the newpaper have anyway and printed. I
think there may have being more people involse on thinking about it.

 

that's exactly my point... glad we're on the same page.