I hate today

I'm impressed, Grinch plays poker like a madman. I stopped playing with him after he almost baited me into gambling away Turkey. Crazy sonnuvabitch he is.

 

What's Turkey really good for other than suicide bombers? I've been playing pool with Peter Verona, Joannes Misericors, Juan Bautista, James the Greater, as well as Michael, Raphael, and Gabriel the Archangels. We've been'ving a jolly good time...

 

I'an'se'ose'ing too.

 

Archangels? Who cares? The Grinch would beat them any day of the week with his way of playin' poker. Damn, he's a madman. Lost three cent and WHAM, found myself outside his dungeon with an enormous pain in my belly.
I'ven't played with him ever since.

 

Wait a sec, you can't get in on a single joint with no cash ... or you can't buy an actual bag?

I've never charged someone just to smoke a joint with them, that's something black people do. If you meant you can't actually buy a bag, don't you have a friend who deals that can front you something till a payday?

What kind of drug world do you live in Blinky?

 

You would if you ever played against Gabriel, that little cheater. Made me lose Sri Lanka.

 

The bastard. Thanks for the warning though; I'm up against him and Satan next monday.

 

Actually, i think Sofokl's "making fun of america's paranoia about russia" is funnier than this. Now *this* is getting old.

 

but we'ren't paranoid about Russia! I was cracking a joke, and he tried to make one off it, but it wasn't funny! Oh, and Mathboy... the super-shrinking your statements needs to be legible. You can only use it on words that can actually be abbreviated... like: not, would, have, will... my personal favorite: I'dn't've done it. What's really fun is actually incorporating them into day-to-day speech.

 

It was funnier than what people tried to do in this thread.

 

I´ve heard some funny shit about trippin on belladonna.

 

Let's hear it, then.