I hate heat

That's why that fucktard Chingis-Khan attacked russian principalties in 1200-x. :-(

 

Trust me Silvara he even complains in winter about it being too hot...

 

You are living in Australia, right? Then move either to Northern Hemisphere or to Tasmania.

 

It's written in PACE's that northern tip of Antarctida even has some scarcely distributed forests.

 

We don't associate with Tasmania at all, mostly because they are all in-bred and Psycho, i.e. Port Arthur massacre.

 

So, according to your words, Tasmania for Australia is something between penalty colony and Alaska to USA?

 

my brother-in-law lives in alaska. his wife is an eskimo.

 

Inuit -- we're a politically correct culture.

 

Whale blubberers?

 

Eskimo = Tundra niggers

Native Americans = Prairie Niggers

Arabs = Sand Niggers

Mexicans = Pueblo Niggers

Asians = Rice Niggers

Caucasians = Head Niggers in Charge

Anyone confused?

 

Chinese=Fucken niggers, because their civilization is 5000 years older than European (except, maybe Minoans).

Russian=Niggers that painted themselves white, because it would be very strange to see black people at -60 in Siberia.

Europeans=Also niggers, nobody knows why.

 

this racism is just appaling

 

Only by the apparent lack of imagination in coming up with these... slurs is it? Though I had only heard two of them, so I guess I'm actually enlightened rather than confused.

 

Anyway, this has gotten off-topic, but seriously...

Stick a wet paper towel on the back of your neck. Refresh it every once in a while with cold water. Works a treat.

 

Or wear mirror clothes.