I had a dream...

Last night I dreamt that TheDavisChanger came round to my house and was flirting with me, and then. as I was reclining on a couch, he climbed on top of me and started rubbing his crotch up against my body.

What do you think it means?

 

Probably means nothing, I have dreams like that all the time about pretty much everyone here - almost every night.

 

According to Freud it means you want to have a sexual relationship with your mother. Possibly your father. This is caused by the fact that when you were young any sexual stimulation and/or urges were shunned upon by your surrounding.

 

Also if you disagree with this theory you only prove it is true. Got to love Freud.

 

It doesn't take Freud to see that Smuel has the hots for his mama.

 

Come to think of it, TDC did have long blond hair and was rather weedy and effeminate. My mother's hair is short and dark though, so I doubt that he was representing her.

 

Clearly you have not studied Freud. The color on the hair of this "TDC" character does not necessarily represent your mother but might instead show that maybe your mother were the light in your early life and and has given you a long life. Also you might feel that compared to her you are a bit "weedy", not really organised and and you don't want to be effeminate, sine you are striving to be the alpha male in order to impress your dear mother.


Also, how many times did you read "and"?

 

It's a relief to know that, far from being weird, I am in fact just a man who has a normal level of sexual attraction to his own mother.

"And" I didn't understand your final question.

 

At least according to Freud.

First by mistake then by construct(silence) I wrote "and" twice every time.

 

Obligatory video link.

 

I noticed and it pissed me off.

 

You enjoy casual sex with strangers from the internet.

 

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

Every time I come to lurk around this forum, I ask myself: "Why, oh why???"

 

Somebody sounds jealous that they didn't feature in my homoerotic dream.

 

There's no accounting for the stuff that goes on in dreams; the dreamer often exercises no control over the direction his dream takes.

This being the case, why Smuel dreamed that I dry humped him does not perplex me. I'm more curious as to why I manifested with long blonde hair. How do you dream about someone you've never met?

 

I'm unsure why hair would concern you given what your first sentence describes. Are you saying you're more likely to dry hump Smuel than have long blond hair?

 

That's because dry humping is clearly shows that Smuel is gay for TDC. While blond hair doesn't have clear interpretation.

 

No numb nuts, I'm saying that I think it's odd that Smuel's imagination would give form to my persona at all and am curious why the form it took had blonde hair. It seems like sex is a common enough theme in dreams to be dismissed out-of-hand.

 

It's pretty damn difficult to be dry humped by a formless persona, TDC, hence why his sexy dream involved you having a form arbitrarily chosen by Smuel's subconscious in what he possibly perceives as attractive in a man.

How the hell is it odd for a person to have a form? Regardless of where it actually came from, any time I've had a dream with people in it - they've had forms, even if these people didn't actually exist in any way outside of my own mind.

You're dismissing the homo-erotic overtones to focus on "your" body, when both were created by the same mind. It's a dream, shit doesn't have to make sense.