I didn't kill my wife! I'm just big-boned.

LOL!

"Squashing her boyfriend"

 

On one level, it's genuinely sad that someone died. On another level, it's a bit disturbing that someone died by being crushed. On my own level, it's fucking hilarious that someone got sqooshed to death by a fat person. On a level I find ironic, it's even more hilarious that she pled guilty to involuntary manslaughter instead of blaming McDonalds, or Burger King, or Wendy's, or...Rally's (damn I missed their curly fries).

 

I think that she plead guilty makes it sad, and takes the funny away a little. She's so responsible, you feel sad for her.

 

I don't. I'm wondering how she didn't feel him squirm or anything. What'd she do, hop on him, and shatter his spine or something? I want to know more about how he died.

 

Oh man! Getting squashed by your fat girlfriend, must be truly one of the most embarrassing way to die. She probably took 'leap upon' in a different context.

 

People that size don't jump. There's a good chance you won't come down, and other objects will begin orbiting you.

 

Someone needs to put a level cap on you.

 

At least he didn't say hand. Then it would be really weird.

 

I was limited to 20 until the new edition came out.

 

floyd's guess?

facesitting taking a turn for the worse

i rest my case

 

Is it really wrong that floyd's comment has left me wanting to sing 'Sit on my Face' by Monty Python?

 

I love to hear you oralize when your head's between my thighs you blow me away.

 

huh? say what?

you want xiao to blow you while you 'oralize' between her thighs?

:-o

define 'oralize' please.

 

I always thought it was moralize.

Floyd: Your Monty Python is lacking.