I demand that my offspring be giants.

The front is better.
Ever experience a taser to the junk?
I haven't either, but the thought makes my eyes water. :-o

 

There's something to be said for the ability to not only have sex standing up, but to be able to walk down the hall and up a flight of stairs to go from the couch to the bedroom, without ever taking her off your dick.

Also, I rank in at 170cm. I am decidedly short.


it kind of makes me miss that crazy, tiny, druggy I dated...

 

Before or after the ritual beatings?

 

Considering how often you bring up that sex act, nobody has ever had any doubt you miss your ex-girlfriend.

 

No, she's now mostly brain-dead due to drug use, and gained a lot of weight, and has been dating the same ass-munch since we split. I don't miss her in the slightest. What I miss is dating a girl in her size catagory.

 

Christ, you two, will you stop mentioning all your fetishes already? I'm getting too interested for my own good.

I miss my porn dammit...

 

Here Xaio, to tide you over for the time being:

http://www.freehentainow.com
http://www.pornhub.com
http://www.gayanimeyaoi.com

 

Edwin slash fic:
http://brilliantgameologists.com/boards/index.php?topic=1779.0;wap2

 

Hmm.. I kinda think the tall woman in the video look like a post-op tranny... but I guess it´s impossible tell without seeeing the genital organs.

 

I would hate to be anything lower than 5'9". I always figured really tall people would have heart problems and lack coordination.

 

You, sir, are the KING of arseholes. Now I need to go find Edwin fic. *sulks*

 

I thought that'd be good.

That link actually does go to a fanfic site for BG. And a story about Edwin. No guarantee it's slashfic though. Do I get credit for inspiring your story you never thought you'd write? :lol:

 

I keep getting diverted to a website for the KKK! Dude, not cool!

 

You must be smarter than the link, Xiao Caity.

 

I lol'd, but was disappointed at the lack of actual erotica.

Xiao: Right after you click the link, there is a link before the redirect. Turns out brilliantgameologist changed servers and the URL was bought out by the KKK. The page only flashes for a second, so keep trying until you get it.

 

Got in the end. Ah, poor exasperated Edwin. *giggles* Kinda wish it had gone somewhere.

 

No there isn't. I took the link to brilliantgameologist, and then put it inside url tags that direct you to K-K-K.com if you copy the link, paste it into your address bar, it works fine.

Holy crap, I didn't think I'd have to explain that. >_<

 

Also if you press you'll get 30 free lives.