I chopped off the tip of my finger yesterday...

they glued it back on at the emergency room. and now it's hard to type, and I can't go swimming. I'm so pissed off...

 

Which finger?

 

my left index finger.

i'm pissed because i can't type. or swim. and i even shaved my legs, dammit!!!

 

My dad has cut of his thumb, and now he can't feel anything with it.

 

why the hell would i want to avoid my wifely duties? you're weird...

and he just got home last night, after spending 8 days in the middle of nowhere without any showers or decent food. stupid training. he leaves for iraq at the end of august...

 

Oh, that's just great, not only are you a dirtier slut, and more evil than me, now your hubby's back to enjoy it!.... is it too much to ask for an evil dirty slut of my own to ride like a wild pony?... I think not.

 

Why would someone want to avoid sex? Sex is the best aspirin!
(Although aspirin won't be good for you if your finger hasn't healed... The blood, you know...)

 

Just so I can get this right. What did you cut off the end of your finger with, and how?

Pleas mommy, tell me a story. One with blood and a table saw.

But really tell me the story.


PS.
Fish is lucky to have a wife like you. A woman that waits for him to come back, loves cleaning, and sex.

 

i also cook.

 

Just don’t tell me you’re a skinny blond too, because I might haft to convince DU to change your rank from “beware the bad catâ€￾ to “perfect womanâ€￾. Unless all this is just you telling stories.

But back to topic. How, when, where, did you cut off your finger.

 

Oh, the skinny blonde pattern is worldwide then... Guess I'll just have to find another planet...

 

not blonde, and skinny chicks are ugly. too boney.

i was making beef stew, and i cut off the tip of my finger with a butcher knife.

 

Rosie...you aint supposed to do that. It hurts! Besides, I aint positive, but I am willing to say that Fish aint a cannibal :lol:

 

i wasn't making it for fish, he was still in the field. i was making it for my neighbor and her husband, because she can't cook something edible to save her life. and without fish around, i need to cook for somebody...

 

why be subtle when there's blood available?