I can speak in tongues!

That is indeed what Telcontar had meant.

 

Since the original reference doesn't choose sides, I'd say it was optional how you'd want to interpret the remark. I'm happy with either interpretation.

 

Yes Spuddy, thats what I meant. Unless somehow you became Gross.

 

I post an average of 1.31 times per day. About the same number of times I poop per day.

 

The swelling in my eye is mostly gone, but it's still black and blue. Also, the right half of the eyeball has turned a nice bloody red. And I shaved my head. So I pretty much look like a badass but I'm really not.

And yes, I will try to keep up the poop-count.

 

Is that sort of thing worth some extra risk pay (or whatever the term might be), or a Purple Heart, or summat?

Either way, stay alive. (Not "try to" - just do.)

 

Well, I'm not paying a dime for the health care. Does that count?

 

the military does not believe in extra pay. the military has extreme faith in screwing you sideways before sending you to die in a shithole, after which it will desperately attempt to keep your heirs from ever seeing a dime.


it's like soviet russia, only without vodka.