I´m Leeeeeeeaving.

You know, I think I've realised why you're so bitter - you're the "shit wiped from the crust" of some asshole! You couldn't quite cut it as one of the people whose heights you aspire to, and so now you're trying to convince yourself (and everyone else) that not only do you not want to be up here, but that it's better down there.

 

No, actually I'm the sweaty, shit-clustered hairs that retard shaved off his ass many years ago. I am a person after retard's own ass.

 

And I'm sitting contently in the background.

 

what we need at times like this is Sheriff's All-Knowing Ass.

 

First point: Trailer, not traylor. Second: French women are furry. Case closed. Third: German women are drunks. Problem Solved. I'm the hair on Jarinor's left nut.

 

Fuck off you are. You aren't good enough to be my shit, let alone the hair on my left nut.

 

If a woman is furry that just means you've got a little extra comfort and warmth to snuggle down to after poking her. Dunk woman are also, as a rule alot easier than sober fat ones that you can't even fit your legs around. Besides it doesn't matter if they have tits if neither they nor you can reach them.