Hygiene products

Shampoo and conditioner: I have never been really particular, usually buying whatever is on sale. Currently each is a 90 cent bottle of Suave.

Toothpaste: Crest complete.

Toothbrush: Oral-B medium bristles.

Mouthwash: Listerine

Floss: Any.

Deodorant: Old Spice Komodo. It used to be Axe Phoenix for a while but it left too many white, cakey stains on my shirts.

Cologne: When single it is Stetson. When dating somebody it is usually what she likes.

Face and Body-wash: Pro-Activ Expensive, but I have incredibly oily skin which makes me prone to acne so it really helps. If I can't afford it I will use Neutrogena.

Shaving Cream: Barbasol with aloe.

Razors: Any single blade disposable razor. I only shave about once a week because I am lazy and a single blade is easier to clean and less prone to getting clogged with hair so I only need one to do the job instead of two to three that a Schick Quatro or Gillette Mach 3 used to take.

 

Even I don't really want to post my hygiene products here. Is nothing sacred anymore? Or are you boys bored as fuck?

 

I never actually understood the term "bored as fuck".

 

Kids these days...

 

This surely must be some kind of joke. Perhaps autism precludes me from actually getting it, but I deduce from context that you are mocking the rest of us with facetious pretensions to peacockhood.

Please tell me you're joking.

 

Poe's Law at its finest.

 

:monkey:

 

I...er. I'm going to jump right in front of this train. American Psycho; you can either read the book or watch the movie, because it's in both of those things.