Hey everybody! Haven't been back here in a good long while, thought I would check in and see what's going on! I see Sheriff Fatman and mrnobodie have been back recently! Sheriff, you have a kid now? Boy or girl? I've got one daughter, she's about to turn 2 years old, and she is the best thing that's ever happened to me. Now that I got the mushy crap outta the way, MRNOBODIE! Me love you long time, still! Gawd, I can't believe it's been so long since our "glory days"! I really miss you guys. Dark Elf, Jungle Japes, Frigo, I see youse guys have been holding down the fort. And I see our naughty pus...kitteh, rosie is till around. Hey darlin'. I miss you guys like Pamela Anderson misses her virgin liver. Here's my little reason for living.
Hey Retard! Long time no see. Been busy parenting eh? Nobodie's on a big-ass trip exploring Yurop right now, I think you should try suckering him into visiting the states while he's at it. And check in a bit more often will ya?
I will, I promise. I'm through working outdoors, and am back in the office, so I have a bit more time on teh interwebs. mrnobodies on an ass-trip alright. I read that post. He seems a little........angrier than I remember him. Perhaps he's missed my sweet man-lovin? I was as disappointed as you were, Dark Elf, when I saw that his Yurope photos were seriously lacking nipplage.
Drater, you dumb ass red neck sum-bitch you think you can just stroll on in here like nothing's changed.... well, nothing much has (or will) changed here so... hey! welcome back! you have been missed my friend. I do have a little more mis-placed anger these days which should help understand why I up and left OZ and am currently draging my ass round the Europe... The only thing I don't like about being in foreign countries is that it's full of foreigners who don't know how to speech the english proper.
True 'dat. Whenever I bump into a Brit, I'm like, LEARN THE LANGUAGE, MORON! Good to see you're still alive, though. I would've thought that sneaking out at night to have surprise sex with dingos would've done you in by now.
Thanks for the cold welcome. By the way, asswipe, your freakin' avatar, although cool, is too big, and makes me have to side scroll. And seeing how I post here so often, I expect you to change it. Where the hell is Rosie? :x
Honestly, I didn't pick it, and I'm too lazy/festive to change it before the season ends. But I do wish it was smaller. I could suggest that you just close the favorites tab on the side of your browser, but I know you only want to be one click away from your daily dose of fat, hairy man-porn, so you'll need to come up with a way of working around it.
I didn't yet meet you, Retard, but I did however come across some of your posts while reading older threads. Nice to see you back on the board.
Blinky, I don't have the favorites window on the side. It's all on the top, baby. About the man porn...........you can't believe shit mrnobodie tells you. I don't even do that stuff anymore. I'm more into goats, now. I was just into one last night, matter of fact. Muro, good to meet you. How did you like my old posts? Hilarious, no?
Been planning it for, what, about a year now? I guess I should say, "Ahhhhhh..... Hang on, I'll get you guys a towel."