How...

i don't know about Humvees, but the Army's pretty good at losing tanks...

 

Watch someA&E, why don't you?

Also, this is sad. I propose guillotine to all Chinese officials. LIBERTY, EQUALITY, FRATERNITY!!!!!!

 

Watch the History Channel.
A couple war documentaries and you'll see enough bodies to last you a lifetime.

 

Or just drop down to your local Morgue and take a look around! Actually the sad thing I live one block from a massive morgue. So I can even get you a few parts if you need.

 

Sounds cool. I always wanted to create a zombie. How much for an arm and a leg?

 

Depends...do you care about the diminished quality suffered from the trip from Aus to the Swedish Alps, if you don't it will be vastly cheaper.

 

I'll keep your offer in mind, but I'll settle for a tank.

 

you can't create a true zombie, anyway. you can only create an unholy monster.

 

Oh, I'm sorry, did I really say zombie? I meant, of course, that I wanted to create an unholy monster. Yes, that's it.

And no, Tel, I don't give a damn about the quality. How soon can you deliver?

 

And then you could work twice as fast when creating you army of Unholy monsters!!

 

Good idea. And to add up to the coolness, I could have my second arm attached to my spine, on my back. That'd make me look like Justice in "Afro Samurai". He's awesome.

 

The only thing that really creeped me out about Justice was his ability to talk while decapitated.

 

Like that dude from Highlander.

 

That wasn't as creepy, for some strange reason.

 

Justice is creepy as hell, but he's still way cooler than any of the other warriors in Afro Samurai.

 

You definitely have a point there.

Though, I think the robot was awesome, if only for his final scene.

 

YES you're absolutelt right. Nobody's ever made the head of a teddybear look that awesome before.

 

What about when you dress your one up?