How would you get rid of a dead body?

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  1. wastelandhero

    wastelandhero New Member

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    Anyone see the movie Fargo? There is a scene where 2 guys run the body through a big ass wood chipper. Very funny.

     
  2. mathboy

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    Actually, entrapment is completely legal in the US.

    The only thing that might happen is that the criminal tries to get away by claiming that he wouldn't have committed the crime if the police hadn't put him up to it.

    This doesn't include the undercover officer buying drugs from or selling drugs to the criminal, or even persuading somebody who has been caught dealing drugs in the past to sell some to him. Basically, if entrapment is your defense, you're fucked.
     
  3. Darkform

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    what I used to do when I had a body laying around I used a bone saw to make it animal bone sized pieces and fed it to the neighbors big dog. to bad the neighbors moved and I had to quit my hobby.
     
  4. Grossenschwamm

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    Aha! Well I screwed up. It's still a bit screwy, but the best evidence of a crime is to catch a person in the act. There are some cases where entrapment is a very sound defense, as in where the person in question is not predisposed to commit such a crime in any other circumstance.

    But what the hell are we talking about? Disposal of corpses, and any information thereof, is very important for people of our tastes.

    I'm not sure how it happened, but my biology teacher has the skeleton of some Vietnamese child in his classroom. If I had to get rid of a body, I'd clean the skeleton of all tissues and hang it up in a school, or secure it to a piece of cedar (just like my teacher did). I'd want to make sure I did it before or way after anyone realized the person was missing. And I'd remove the teeth.
     
  5. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    To avoid suspicion, wouldn't it be better if you switched teeth with the victim? Granted, this only works if you don't have any dental records; then again, as a Big Bad Criminalâ„¢ you shouldn't anyway.
     
  6. Jungle Japes

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    You could always turn the bones into decorative furniture. I think a human skull would make a lovely mantle piece.
     
  7. Jazintha Piper

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    And then you can pretend that you're a thespian, or if you're a drama teacher, you can just drop it into the prop box.
     
  8. Grossenschwamm

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    I could put all of the bones into a metal box that won't crack open and force it through a running power-hammer. That'll take care of the larger bones, and would even destroy the teeth. Then, all I'd need to worry about was someone testing the powder for DNA if I was ever a suspect to a murder.
     
  9. team a

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    I think the bones would make a very creative halloween costume. Just wear all black!
     
  10. Grossenschwamm

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    Another idea would be to dress up a little kid as Samson and have him carry around a human jawbone as a weapon. If anyone ever asks him why he's holding the human jaw, he can just say, "Ass bones are expensive."
     
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    since all bones come in proportion, I'd think that each bone would be as expensive as its likeliness to appear in the human body
     
  12. Grossenschwamm

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    In that case, maybe I should start gathering bones that don't normally appear in the human body and sell them.
     
  13. Dark Elf

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    Vestigial tails never have bone in them though, only cartilage.
     
  14. Grossenschwamm

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    I was thinking more along the lines of supernumerary fingers and toes, and then perhaps the ever elusive 25th vertebra.
    Looking back at my statement, I realize how incredibly stupid it is.
     
  15. wastelandhero

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    Funny you should say that. My neighbor just got a new table lamp that looks like it is made of bones, the lamp shade looks like 4 skulls fused together. They put for all to view in their front bay window. It's got the neighborhood kids intriged.
     
  16. Jungle Japes

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    One of my former neighbors had some kind of shrine in his living room, and it was lit with red lightbulbs. So he always had a creepy red light shining in his window. We speculated that he was a vampire. Or a child molester.
     
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