How would you get rid of a dead body?

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  1. GrimmHatter

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    Weekend At Bernie's.
     
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    No real point of hiding them when you're already dead eh?
     
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    Personally, I'm a fan of the "TCM" method, and just taking over the town you're living in, killing off everyone in it, and eating the bodies. ^_^


    Texas Chainsaw Massacre
     
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    Or make them eat everyone.

    Demon barberar.
    The movie with Johnny Depp.
     
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    Plant some Bougainvillea or Jumping Cholla - climate permitting.

    That thorny crap will keep anyone from getting too close. Make it three or four large plants so the neighbors loose interest by the time the second one is in the ground.
    Of course, you'll want to make the third hole a bit deeper than the rest.
     
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    And you'll want to wrap the "package" up, since things you bury have a tendency to resurface otherwise.
     
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    Not if you dig a deep enough hole. Also, wrapping up the body would only serve to make it a suboptimal fertilizer for your new plants!
     
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    Burn it. In a very hot incinerator. Then plant it in the bushes. After breaking everything that didn't burn into tiny bits.

    Heh heh, rose tributes...
     
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    I think you should burn the body, take the ashes, mix'em with cocaine, and sell'em to drug-added police officers.
     
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    if you could tell they were police officers, would it really be safe to sell them cocaine cut with dead bodies?
     
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    Don't police offers in the US pose as dope fiends to lure criminals into committing a crime?
     
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    If they're coke addicts it would. :p Oh, and DE, that isn't done as much as it used to be, because any criminal with a decent lawyer can get such a move overturned. They still do that for prostitution though. They'll send an undercover officer up to a girl that they believe is soliciting sex illegally, and if she attempts to sell it to the officer, he pays her for a quickie in the alley, and they arrest her afterwards.



    ...the quickie in an alley part is a joke. I hope.
     
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    "But I swear your honor, we had sex! He even paid me for it!"

    "Yeah yeah, all you bitches say the same thing. I sentence you to three years in a federal prison. Next!"
     
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    Aah, American the Great. XD
     
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    Perks of the job, or however the saying goes.
     
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    Anyone else watch The Wire? I suppose a few undercover cops might find themselves "brought to the point of a sexual act" while on duty. It's an occupational hazard, I suppose.

    DarkFool - I guess that's a good point. What cop tries for an arrest by admitting he's a cop? It's the ones you can't get to confirm or deny that you have to worry about. And even if they get you, I guess you have the last laugh.
     
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    Actually they are allowed to lie and deny that they are cops.
     
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    That's entrapment. If a police officer is asked whether or not he or she is a police officer, they can effectively force a testimony or criminal act through deceit, and it's pretty much against the law in the states. Now, regardless of that, it still happens and cops get away with it...so it's a good thing I'm not a prostitute.
     
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    I'm somewhat torn on the issue that Swedish police aren't allowed to do the same. It would be useful when it comes to catching criminals, which is pretty much the police job description which the Swedish force doesn't seem to have read. Then again, they are government and I've enough libertarian paranoia in me to want the government to be a very public matter.
     
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