How to reach Cattan ? :(

My liewe fok! Ek sal my linker brein wet dat niemand van julle Afrikaans kan praat nie. Fok julle almal! Diep in die hol en dwarsdeur! (Net 'n grappie as jy die verstaan ).

 

I mostly eat it, to save my lungs from cancer.

Dennab erom neve era uoy snaem hcihw, osla tor ot evah i ylno, gniht emas eht s'ti os, gninrub trats uoy lleh ni era uoy fi.

 

Why smoke? Smoking is for fools.

 

Hey, did mathboy just write: I usually eat it? Jeez, that´s even worse!

 

For your information, the "it" I eat is fish, my dad sometimes smokes flounders and I have helped him, so yes you could say I smoke.

One of my "friends" on the other hand both smokes non-tobacco stuff by inhaling it and eats the same non-tobacco stuff he smokes.

 

I see. Well, that´s not goos, is it?
And I eat that kind of fish, too. But I don´t consider myself a smoker just because of that.

 

True, you're a smoker because of all the cock you inhale on a daily basis.

 

Oh, lay off it. You´re just as digusting as ever.

 

Prude.

 

Quite so.

 

Very short posts.

 

Yes.

 

My temptation to post "..." here was overwhelming. I don't know how I resisted it.

 

Don't resist it. Trust your urges. You'll feel much better afterwards.

 

...

 

:x

*flame!!!!*!!

 

Ahh I feel warm now. I'm an Ice-Otter with a flamethrower.

FLAME-BACK!

:x

 

Argh! Me thinks me be caught in the middle of them flames, yarr! Eat WATERGUN ye bastards!

*splashes a handfull of water at the both of you*

 

*take out popcorn*

You know, if we all light wolf on fire that means he'll be a flaming cocksmoking homo.