How To Become a Scientologist

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  1. Dark Elf

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    Can't we simply invent Troikology and compete with the Hubbardites for the actor's bank accounts?

    The thetans can only be set free if there are more quality CPRG's!
     
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    Updated my sig.

    It was about freakin time for a massive campaign against scientology.
     
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    No, not if we keep the whole idea of thetans. If we keep them, we'll be sued for religious plagiarism.
     
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    How about deltans ? Or betans ?
     
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    But that's not really a clever parody...

    Cubans.
     
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    #26
    You can't copyright religious ideas. When was the last time you saw buddhists, hindus and jains sue each other for sharing similar concepts?
     
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    I would totally be into this idea if it wasn't for the fact that I more or less despise religion in all it's forms and concepts.
     
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    You wouldn't do something you hate even if it made you stinking rich? Get your fucking priorities straight man!
     
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    I'm on^^
     
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    This brings the of Church of Jankianity back to mind.

    I suppose Xz, Xento and myself are the only High Priests left.
     
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    Bah. Get rich and hated, oh yes what a good idea. No, I'd rather join Anonymous instead.
     
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    Who cares if people like you as long as you're so rich that when you take a shit, money comes out?

    Bloody communist.
     
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    Hey, the way I see you create a religion, make some shitload of money, and then you go out and say something like "I just made this shit up, I mean you have be stupid to believe it"
     
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    The way to make shitloads of money out your own religion without anyone hating you is to use someone else as a front while you direct everything from the shadows.
     
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    #35
    Those religions weren't designed to make shitloads of money. Scientology is. We'd either be asked to reform and get assimilated into their, "faith," or we'd get sued.
     
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    Using a figurehead for your own purposes, and leaving them to an unpleasant fate. How perfectly Drow of you. I vote we support the Church of Gaming.
     
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    All religious activities aside from those part of Jankianity are blasphemous.
     
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    #38
    Guys, never underestimate human gullibility.
    You could pick a place, call it The Temple of Divine Profit and people would still line up to join.
     
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    Yeah, but only because they'd mishear the word "profit" as "prophet" :p
     
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    Make the Doctrine of Compound Interest one of your core tenets and you're ready to go.
     
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