How To Become a Scientologist

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  1. xento

    xento New Member

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  2. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    Honestly, I want Anonymous to mow them down. And if I can find a church of scientology near myself, I'll get people together and we'll protest, anonymously.
     
  3. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    I'm sad I've never met a scientologist so I could laugh at them.
     
  4. Xz

    Xz Monkey Admin Staff Member

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    Oh. come on, Scientology isn't THAT bad, at least the top guys are making shit loads of cash. :p
     
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    I can respect anyone who tricks stupid people into giving them money.
     
  6. Dark Elf

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    The same could be said about most world religions I guess. But at least their core tenets don't revolve around leeching money from stupid people who don't deserve to have it.
     
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    The woman that does the voice of Bart Simpson pledged $10million to a Scientology branch. So I guess it can't be all that bad. Tom Cruise still annoys the piss out of me though.
     
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    Xz Monkey Admin Staff Member

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  9. Dark Elf

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    Yeah, what? If you're stupid enough to give away your life's savings to know what brand of toothpaste xenu prefers then you didn't deserve to have that money in the first place.
     
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    Xz Monkey Admin Staff Member

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    Exactly my point, therefore Scientology isn't really that bad. :p
     
  11. Grossenschwamm

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    Scientology IS bad, because it took Will Smith.
    Will Smith! The Fresh Prince! And now he's a damned scientologist.
     
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    Er... Seriously? He seemed like a nice fella to me. Damn shame.
     
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    I have it on good authority (from a friend who spent some time in Hollywood and made friends with the gay owner of Warner Brothers) that Will Smith is bisexual. The Fresh Prince likes it in the ass.
     
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    FRESH PRINCE AND CARLTON ZOMG!

    Anyway, why is it that all of Hollywood adheres to Scientology? Are actors truly that dumb?
     
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    They have a lot of money and nothing to believe in...

    Enter Scientology Parasites
     
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    Maybe Cruise went to Smith's house and simply went bananas until Smith signed the papers. We all saw what he did to that poor lady Oprah...
     
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    Yeah its pretty disgusting how so many celebrities flush their money away on absolute bullshit. 10 million bucks = arcanum 2.
     
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    That's a very good point! It just shows the kind of money these people are pissing away!!
     
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    Why don't one of you chumps get a job acting, then use your revenues to resurrect Troika?
     
  20. Grossenschwamm

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    Because if any one of us gets famous enough, we'll have so much money that there'll be no option but to join scientology.
    You know it's true.
    And if Will Smith is bi, maybe Cruise went over to his house for a scientology tryst, and converted him.
     
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