How much your hatred gives me sweet dirty pleasure :D

How good for us, then, that he's not an animal. He's a humie alright, and that means we can be just about how evil we want when dealing with this guy.

 

But if he's, like, on the line, then they couldn't call it cruelty to stupid animals.

And that's a good thing, I reckon.

 

Why is anyone even still talking about this waste of life?

 

Because we've got nothing else to do?

Why do you even care about us still talking about this waste of life?

 

Maybe because you're giving him the attention you say we shouldn't be giving him?

 

Why do you even care that I care about you still talking about this waste of life?

 

I'm not talking to him, am I? But you're quite right nevertheless. We should stop discussing him.

Ok, there. This'll be my last post about him. Done.

 

I must say i find this quite arousing.

 

What about that airline food....

 

Yeah, ain't it the shits?

 

It gives me the shits.

 

I could see a potential problem there if everybody on board got the shits with only one toilet.

 

Which gives more power to my newest get-rich quick scheme;


Pantsless Airlines


We really are the shit.

 

Sister company of Head Taxi.

 

Hey, I think an airline that builds planes with as many toilets as their maximum passenger capacity (i.e. every seat is a toilet), is a great idea. But, probaby some sort of divider would be necessary between passengers. Unless it was an airline that catered only to nudists...and then, I'm not sure it would make any money.

 

Sounds like my house. Whenever I need to take a shit and the bathroom on my floor (the second) is in use, I go up to the third floor and shit with the door open. The cool thing is, that bathroom opens directly into the kitchen, which is the center of the third floor and the place you first walk into when you come up the stairs. So that way I'm not bored and I can talk to whoever is up there.