How evil are boobs anyway?

I agree with DE, and I haven't had that one, but I did have the one where aliens steal the pope.* Anyway, I just felt like pointing out that this forum's new low is caused in part by a lack of attention by Snowy. Since the finest female in the forum has disappeared, (to my knowledge :lol: ) the standards have been dropped... totally. Also, I find it interesting that I am blamed for the way the forum has gotten, yet I had nothing to do with this drop in expectations. Oh, and have any of you dreamt that you were in one of those games where you bop the gopher on the head? except you were the gopher? and it was a large group of girls in lingerie? I assure you that that was the most un-nervingly nice dream I've had in ages... even though that was ages back.

*Heh... the quote above about Alien's stealin the pope is from a Jhonen Vasquez comic.

 

she hasn't disappeared. you just don't pay attention.

 

Twighlight's Weiner:
Yeah, she posts about once a week.

Also, who blamed you for anything? Quit whining, you just want attention.

 

I'll dig it up, some where, someone, (RP or Blinky, I believe) blamed me for how up-tight the forum has gotten recently. Rosen, Sleek, I don't really pay much attention to this forum at all, I'll probably be here for another week or so, then forget for several, and that's the way it'll be until this place dies. Oh, and what I said about Snowy was about 90% a joke.... minus the "finest female" part.

 

I think being banned will hasten your retaurn...but that's just my inner psychologist speaking.

 

What the hells going on around here? You see, I'm watching you, much like Big Brother. Only more like Big Female Moderator. I'm around here about once a day, but I don't post that much, as I'm pretty busy. I'd probably post more if the forum hadn't reached such a low...although it's pretty cool that Rosie's back. (Double the estrogen, am I right?)

 

between the two of us, we will rule the world!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

You know, there were some comments made by one of those users that seems to only hang out in the Mods forum that involved being to scared to post in any other thread...

I don't know why, when I saw all the creative flaming etc, when I first got here I knew exactly where I wanted to be! Of course, the in depth disuccions on the nature of God etc, are also a plus. But seriously, the trash talking is what keeps me coming back for more.

 

I was the one saying I was scared posting heere, and I still am, but I will try to to post here anyway. It's just that you have so many posts, and seem so big and scary.

I remember checking here about half a year ago, and seeing Sleek_Jeek getting yelled at, so I guess if I just gather my courage and post here, I will get to yell at new users too when the summer comes.

 

Thanks for the tip DU, starting to form oppinions now:

In the mod forum you can't answear a specific question, whereas in GD, you do know what to say.

Ahh, I'm feeling like one of the regulars now.

 

Too bad you're not! HAHAHAHA FAG!!!

Wow, sorry. Just kidding. I love you math boy.

Whenever I hear some group of people refferred to as the "regulars" it makes me remember that there are groups of people refferred to as irregulars. Like Captain Sleek_Jeek's Fighting Irregulars. I always thought stuff like that was totally homoerotic. "Hi there! I'm a proud member of the blankety blank Irregulars! What makes me so irregular? Why the fact that my penis is shaped like a capital 'K,' and we take shit from no man!" Its just such a lame thing to call yourself. Why not just call yourself "The Man-Eaters, and by Man-Eaters we Mean We'll Gobble the Cock of Any Man, No Matter how many Bengal Tigers stand in our way!" Anyway, the point is that its totally lame to refer to a group of people as "So-&-So's (action verb) Irregulars" thats totally lame, and besides, whats so irregular about you? If you can't answer that, I'm just going to assume its because your genitalia are a funny shape.

I swear to god I hate the 19th century English Military.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q='s+irregulars

Check some of these sites out, I'm sure you'll all agree with me when I say that any one of these web pages could have been made by a man with a "Q" shaped penis.

 

I love you too :heart:.

Sorry I can't answear why I'm not one of the regulars. Maybe it's because if I stop posting now, nobody will remember me for anything else than my dicks funny shape, which you so cruely pointed out to the rest of this forum. :cry:

 

Douche, the term "irregular" indicates auxillary, call-in-if-the-normal-troops-are-not-enough troops. The soldiers that are "tenured," so to speak, are the regulars, while those that are not are irregulars. It's like tenured and adjunct professors at a university, and it makes perfect sense. And yours was one of the most homoerotic posts I've seen in months.

 

Oh, ok. Yeah I guess that explains it, it still sounds pretty lame. Though it does make sense...

 

Sleek Jeek's new pronouncement: "The truth sounds lame!"

Personally I prefer the term 'mercenary' to 'irregular', but anywho...

 

The truth DOES sound lame. Look at the way we name our government facilities. "The WHITE House" oh how very fucking observant of them. Were they talking about the paint or the people inside? Either way, thats boring. The USA? What does that stand for? The "United States of America" how exciting. Michael Moore put it best when he talked about how much more class england had "They didn't call themselves "Allied Provinces on an Island" they called themselves "GREAT BRITAIN!!!!" <bum bum bum> thats much more exciting. Then e suggested we change the name of America to "The Big One," I think thats pretty funny, but also unimaginiative.

Ok, since I started this thread, that means I get to start a contest. Anyone who can think up an impressive, masculine, gun-toting, alternative name of the USA wins a grungle cake, baked by yours truly.