How do you say lyrical genius?

Everything by kesha is utter shite

 

Actually, she's in a Funny or Die video that's pretty good. Still, I loathe her music.

 

Weird.

 

My God, how could I forget the unbelievably childish lyrics to the title track of Gene Simmon's remarkably forgettable album "Asshole."

[Verse]
You think that you're so cool
That you're nobody's fool
But you've got a personality (yeah)
Just like a bucket full of pee

[Chorus]
How does it feel
To be a real... Asshole
You're such a creep
You look like a sheep (ba-baah)... Asshole

[Verse]
You know you've got no shame
And you've got such a stupid name
And one day you'll finally shut your trap
'Cause you are the cream of the crap

[Chorus]

Asshole...
Asshole...
You're such an asshole...

[Break]
You always look like an idiot
This may be news for you
You are the king of all stupidness
Maybe I'm an asshole too
Maybe I'm an asshole too
Just like you

 

Makes sense:

Does not make sense:

 

After listening to that song extensively, I've come to the conclusion that he's gay, and talking about his own experimentation with his sexuality, and finding out what it all meant.

 

Oh yeah, I just remembered this gem from last decade:

"Daughter" and "chocolate" don't even come near rhyming! This is so bad I won't even award partial credit for getting their metre to match because I'm pretty sure that was an accident. Terrible!

 

Really TDC? A year?

 

That many toilets won't allow you to do nothing but shit for a day. Food will, and you need to eat fast enough for constant cable to be laid in the bowl, with intermittent flushes to prevent clogging/diaper rash.

 

That's right Jay-Z, finish your breakfast.

 

Simmer down, Donna. I get it. You've ruined my holiday for the last time.

 

Hey! Limit your comments to bad lyrics in this thread.

When you consider that Custom's lyrics have sucked for ten years, revitalizing a year-old thread does not seem so bad.

 

One time I bought so much food I couldn't fit it all in my fridge.

 

Do you really think that we are little kids or something?

 

Though the lyrics are bad they're also quite awesome. Not a pop song, but nevermind that.