Not a bad idea actually. Suggested Improvements: More stuffy language! Use a Fancy Suit. Mentions of Tea Time always get a laugh from me. A before and after shot might enhance the humor.
What a waste of time You see anyone can make those snakes angry. But I'm so cool that I can make them my friends. And can do the same to most enemies in the game, but not all of them speak like these nice snakes. Now try and figure out how i do it ^^
Truly? I'll say this once, and once only. Befriend demons if you like, Orc bandits, or even Constable Owens. But never trust an Elemental Snake. They regale you with poetry, even prose, then when you tire, they strike. When you're at your most vulnerable. Don't believe me? They got me with Edgar Allan Poe. I'll tell thee a tale, in truth galore, of a time I awoke with orifices sore. Yes, I'm done.
Oh Minuos, you make me chuckle so. Hey Arse, was it really necessary to quote a whole screenshot when writing right under Minuos' post? Answer: no, that was a stupid thing to do. I may not know how to make everyone my friend, but I do know that if I mind control them, command them to back off and dispell Dominate Will, they will not attack me, not now, nor ever again. Sure, they'll be mad at me, but they'll just stand there peacefully even if I decide to slowly rape them to death. That's more than friendship will ever give you.
