How can I...

Just be prepared when you get there for copious boy on boy action, homoerotic fascinations with Sean Connery, and dancing for japanese businessmen for money.

You have been warned.

 

Don't forget the Donkey phone sex.

 

Yes, but that's one of the PERKS.

Well, except for the clean-up afterwards.

 

Windmills you should have known better, you'll never get out from under that.

 

That's what the new guys are for. Anyone with under 100 posts here gets cleanup duty...

 

There's just something not quite kosher about the mental image of getting "out from under" a sexual situation involving a phone, a donkey-fetishist, and a teenage neophyte. Can't quite put my finger on it...but then, perhaps I don't want to.

Got that, Force of Evil? Want to get to know us here quickly? Start a-moppin, boy!

 

Milo - I'll just sidestep the whole donkey-phone-sex thing and say I tried that, too.

 

I wasn't joking about that, btw. I'm gonna register www.gay4seanconnery.com and put up a site. I'm still working on the details. I'll let you all know when we're ready to go live.

I expect you all to be there, cause deep down inside even the straightest man alive is gay for Sean Connery.

 

And i'm to take it you're not one of the straightest men alive 8)

Frankly I thought Sean was kind of a dog until he went gray then it was OH YEAH. But during his James bond days I really couldn't understand the attraction (Roger Moore was and still is my favorite)
Sean when he was in his 20's was adorabe but to me the 30's and 40's were his awakward period :razz:

 

nah, I'll just start postin'

 

Hey force of evil be carfull ps from your friendly Slug.

 

Hey, if anyone noticed, I have reached the technological marvel!

 

did that on purpose didn't ya Hel Khat :minigun:

well at least i wasn't *completely* forgotten .... :roll:

 

Carefull? What am I doing wrong?

 

I reckon anyone averaging over 10 posts a day ought to get clean up duty and anyone averaging over 15 should get clear off duty.

 

I object, this is against my principles!!! just make it like this:
everyone above 10 is clear of duty, the others get clean up duty

 

*sneaks off to check my avg posts/day*


Whew!
4.61
I'm safe 8)

 

I just thought of a better one, all who has more than 70 posts do not have to do clean up, the others do have clean up duty!

 

Hey I meant no harm 0 I just didn't want to see anyone of worth left out... I really like you Slagergirl :thumbup: so I wanted you to be remembered, if you notice there were names left out that I also let stay left out


And Nbrosz I remember the post that you got your new AV on but I didn't say anything cause it would have been politically correct to do so here . I should have PM'd you but I didn't think about it sorry

Now there's one I can live with 3

 

It's our evilness that makes us like eachother