Holy Fuck, A Quarter Of A Century...

...unless Professor Lawrence Krauss is right after all.

 

I like to imagine you as a dirty old bum that comes up to me and I'm about to punch you because your a dirty old bum, but then I think wait a minute; I better not punch this guy because there's something special about him.

 

That's pretty accurate.

 

It's really only depressing for those that waste their life thinking of it.

You're welcome luv. At first I figured I'd say something negative and insulting as my instincts dictate, but what the hell, I might as well be a positive influence for once. That way I'd have at least one argument in my defense if god is proven to be real.

 

So your argument for not going to hell is going to be "I said nice things on someone's birthday even though it was on the internet and I've never met them". Hmm...

Well, good luck with that.

By the way Xiao, no brain cells were lost during your celebrations. Which, well, would have been a shame if they were wasted on champagne. I couldn't find the longer article although that may be a good thing if the hangover has kicked in.

 

What makes it even greater, if it will appear that Satan (however wouldn't we call him) is the only existing god, that birthday argument will be more than enough for him to make our Archmage suffer for all eternity in a boiling pot, instead of allowing him to rule at the dark lord's side as a truly evil being. Screwed in both cases.

 

Well, I finished my doctorate at the age of 24, does that help with your mental adjustments at all?

/strokes real-world-peen

 

Happy Birthday, Xiao.
May you have as many returns of the day as you wish.
Here, you can have my chocolate chip cookies.

 

Why thanks Puppy, that's real swe... eeet... did you just say I could have your cookies? *checks outside to make sure it's still raining water and not blood* Heh.

Dissidia is eating my BRAIN. I finally got to Terra's prologue tonight, the girl is AWESOME, especially now I've got Meltdown. Mmmm, damaging. (So far, the only character who has a battle style that shits me right off is the Warrior of Light. He'd better improve once he levels a bit. Everyone else is pretty good - of course, I haven't had much chance to play with the villains yet. And... dude, was that Gabranth and Shantotto I saw in the cutscene?)