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No, you need crumpets for tea parties. Biscuits are the bargain-basement option for people with no class.

 

Scones, dammit! Give me a crumpet and I'll shovel out your teeth.

 

Call me uncooth but I'll have a plain cake donut, thank you.

 

Actually, why quarrel? We can have biscuits, crumpets, scones, and donuts! Now, to organise a tea party...

 

Can we replace the tea with coffee while we're busy organizing?

Please?

 

i don't like hot tea. sweet tea for me, please.

 

Has anyone called Wolfsbane's granny and told her to bake cinnamon buns yet?

 

Ah, a tea party indeed! I'll bring the momgraaths.

 

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CHANGE PLACES!!

 

Then Spuddy will have a beer.

Or, if you people insist on tea, I'll have cinnamon tea, please.

 

*Max smuggles in some coffee, spills some on Vorak, steps on someones donut.*

"Have some coffee," the Max Hare said in an encouraging tone.

 

The Max Hare opened his eyes very wide on hearing this; but all he said was, "Why is a raven like a writing-desk?"

 

"Off with her head!"

(The only line I know... *sadface*)

 

Aye, Pendejo, ever heard of Communion?


yea, I know that link doesn't work. I'm too lazy to fix it.

 

Don't mock the Water Merchant, or you shall go thirsty in your time of need!